等等，等等，等等 喬治婭 Hold it, hold it, hold it. Georgia.
阿伯內亞修女唱歌的聲音是你的三倍 Sister Abernathy is singing three times as loud as you
而且她剛剛切除了扁桃腺，甜心 and she just had her tonsils out, sugar.
你怎麼解釋？ How you gonna account for that?
對不起，牧師先生，我以為我唱得夠響了 I'm sorry, Reverend, I thought I was.
沒關係，寶貝 沒關係 It's all right, baby. It's all right.
現在，作為一種激勵，我們所有人都要全聲發音 Now, as an incentive for us all to be in full voice
星期天，我們自己的迪林斯參議員將會來這裡 on Sunday, our very own Senator Dillings will be here
來幫助我們啟動社區重建計畫 阿門 to help us kick off our Community Redevelopment Program. Amen.
阿門! Amen!
最後的假期 Last holiday
你好，夫人 Hi, ma'am.
好的 Okay.
好了，我們開始吧! 多米諾披薩，瘦身快餐 Okay, here we go. Domino, Lean Cuisine.
你拿紙巾，對嗎? 哦!，還有蛋黃醬 You take the paper towel, right? Oh, and mayonnaise.
就這些 That's it.
就這些? 是的 That's it? Yes.
嘿，小媽媽，真漂亮 看看，夥計 是的 Hey, little mama, that pretty. Check it out, man. Yeah.
讓我對你吼幾聲 你不是沒有時間陪任何人嗎? Let me holla at you for a sec. Don't you got no time for nobody?
嘿，伯德小姐 Hey, Miss Byrd.
嘿! 今天的車有什麼問題嗎? Hey. Any problems with the car today?
有些槍聲 不過，沒有人對車惡作劇 Some gunshots. Nobody mess with the car, though.
好的 達利斯，你75分鐘後過來，我會準備好的 Okay, Darius, so you come by in exactly 75 minutes and I'll be ready.
是的 夫人 我也是 Yes, ma'am. Me, too.
是的! 歡迎回來! 歡迎回到埃默里爾的現場直播! Yeah! Welcome back! Welcome back to Emeril Live!
這裡是埃默里爾·拉加斯 今晚我們將做四種烹調雞的方法 Emeril Lagasse here. We're making chicken four ways tonight.
等直到你看到我現在為你準備的這道菜 Wait till you see this dish that I got coming up right now for you.
克里奧爾式雞肉 Poulet Tchoupitoulas.
哦!，是的，寶貝！ Oh, yeah, baby!
你在家裡看不到這個，但這隻雞是開心的 You can't see this at home, but he is happy, this chicken.
牠在為吉布斯醫生和埃默里爾現場直播樂團鼓掌! He's clapping for Doc Gibbs and the Emeril Live Band!
他只是...哦!，是的 He's just...Oh, yeah.
你得把牠一分為二 You gotta split him in half
而然後我們要做一種我稱之為糊狀物的東西 and then we're gonna make what I call a paste.
這隻雞，皮朝下... This chicken, skin side down...
皮朝下 Skin side down.
現在，為了這道克里奧爾式雞肉 Now, for this Poulet Tchoupitoulas,
也許我們需要一些白酒 maybe some of this fume blanc would work.
所以，像這樣倒一些 好嗎? So, a little splash like this. Okay?
或者多倒些! Or a big splash!
像這樣! Like that!
麵包布丁配洋蔥、甜玉米和安都香腸 Bread pudding with onions, with sweet corn, and andouille sausage.
好嗎? 哦!，是的 Okay? Oh, yeah.
因為克里奧爾式雞肉是要用麵包布丁來配餐的 'Cause the Poulet Tchoupitoulas with the bread pudding.
砰！Bam!
看那個！看起來不錯！ Look at that! That's looking good!
我想你不會吃吧？ I don't suppose you're gonna have any?
天啊!，不 除了瘦身特餐 我不吃其他東西了 Lord, no. I don't eat nothing but my Lean Cuisine.
那本究竟是什麼書？ What is that book, anyway?
你覺得這些蔬菜怎麼樣？ How do you like them greens?
哦!，夥計，這東西最夯！ Oh, man, it's the bomb!
噢，很好 你知道，這次我把它們混在一起了 Well, good. I mixed them this time, you know.
羽衣甘藍 Collard greens
當然，還有你最喜歡的蕪箐菜 and of course, your favorite, turnip greens.
而且我為你祖父也準備了不少 And I got plenty for your grandpa.
酷，謝謝 Cool, thanks.
糖! Sugar!
我剛買了這條褲子 I just got these pants.
總是這樣做 Always doing this.
達利斯，你在做什麼？ Darius, what are you doing?
那是我的私人財產 That is my private property.
我只是看看 這是什麼? I was just looking. What is it?
沒什麼 It's nothing.
這就像人們說的，只是可能性 It's just what it says, just possibilities.
只是我感興趣的東西 Just things I'm interested in.
包括這個傢伙? Including this guy?
你男朋友? 不是 He your boyfriend? No.
他只是一個構想 He's just an idea.
我是說，他是一個真正的男人... I mean, he's a real guy...
無論如何，你為什麼要偷看我的東西？ Why are you snooping around my stuff, anyway?
那麼，他叫什麼名字？ So, what's his name?
誰? Who?
不關你的事 None of your business.
我來告訴你他叫什麼 他叫幸運老媽... I'll tell you what his name is. His name is lucky mother...
什麼? What?
我知道你最好現在就離開我的房子 I know you might as well go ahead leave my house now
如果你要用那種話 if you're gonna be using that kind of language.
對不起，除了你告訴我他的名字 I'm sorry, but short of you telling me his name,
我不知道還有什麼較好的來稱呼他了 I don't know anything better to call him.
他名字是肖恩 His name is Sean.
肖恩·威廉姆斯 肖恩·威廉姆斯，蛤? Sean Williams. Sean Williams, huh?
而你最好不要和任何人說這件事情 And you better not say anything to anybody.
我不會 I ain't.
他來了，他來了 好吧，我什麼都不會說的 There he is, there he is. Okay, I'm not gonna say anything.
你只要跟他談談 不，我不會和他說話 You just talk to him. No, I'm not going to talk to him.
只是打個招呼 好嗎? Just to say hello. All right?
過去和他談談 打斷他一下 Go and talk to him. Stop him.
早上好，伯德小姐 Good morning, Miss Byrd.
威廉姆斯先生 Mr. Williams.
那是什麼? 那是有力的調情嗎? What was that? Was that power flirting?
我不知道 I don't know.
哦!，天啊!，天啊!，天啊! 你可以用那屁股砸核桃 Oh, my, my, my. You could crack a walnut with that ass.
姑娘，住嘴! Girl, stop!
我們沒有其他地方去了嗎? Don't you have somewhere to be?
你知道我們需要做什麼嗎? You know what we need to do?
我們需要把你從這些破舊的衣服中解放出來 We need to get you out of these frumpy clothes and into something
穿上一件讓人有點東西可以看的東西 不，羅謝爾! 這是一個工作場所 That shows off the real estate a little bit. No. Rochelle! This is a workplace.
認真地 你要去那裡 Seriously. Then you need to go down there
而且你需要和大人物員工說 and you need to talk to Mr. Big Stuff
而且你需要告訴他你耶誕節想要什麼 and you need to tell him what you want for Christmas.
你就坐在他的腿上...嘿！羅謝爾，拜託，現在 You just sit in his lap...Hey! Rochelle, come on, now.
什麼? 不...你在擔心什麼? What? No...What are you worried about?
他們會在這個地方炒你魷魚嗎? That they're going to fire you in this place?
拿好你的咖啡並走人吧! Take your coffee and go!
你是這該死的地方最好的員工 You're the best damn worker they got in this whole damn place.
他們不可能炒了你的 你只是害怕 They're not gonna fire you. You're just scared.
你害怕有的人男人會抓住你所有的戰利品！ You're scared of some man getting a hold of all that booty of yours!
你能停下來嗎? Would you stop?
他可以拿著我的戰利品 He could hold my booty.
肖恩! Sean!
克拉根的顧客注意了 Attention Kragen shoppers,
在我們二樓的健康診所停一下 stop in our health clinic on the second floor
來確保你的假期... to make sure your holidays...
不錯 這塊就是在這裡 Right. This piece goes here.
就這樣 There we go.
它仍然是彎曲的，但是，是的，那很好 It's still crooked, but, yeah, that's good.
很好，蛤？不，不，不 It's good, huh? No, no, no.
"擱板的邊緣要適合烤架的底盤和支柱" "Lip of shelf to fit between grill bottom and leg brace."
那本來應該放在最後的，但沒關係 That was supposed to be put on last, but that's all right.
謝謝 Thank you.
伯德小姐 喬治婭 Miss Byrd. Georgia.
你一些燈泡要換或什麼的，記得嗎? You had some light bulbs to change or something, remember?
是啊! 哦!，對，對，燈泡 Yeah! Oh, yeah, yeah, light bulbs.
燈泡 你知道，它們依賴我... Light bulbs. You know, they be relying on me...
嘿，待會兒見 Hey, I'll see you later.
是的 當然 是的 Yeah. Sure. Yeah.
有什麼我可以幫你的嗎? Is there something I can help you with?
這個烤架真漂亮 That's quite a nice grill.
不銹鋼，蛤？是的 耐用的 Stainless steel, huh? Yeah. Durable.
容易清洗嗎? 你只是用軟管沖洗一下 Easy to clean? You just hose it down.
只是用軟管沖洗一下，蛤？ Just hose it down, huh?
你是不是今天休息？對 Are you on your break? Yes.
噢，這就是我來這裡的原因 我想問你一件事 Well, that's why I'm here. I wanted to ask you something.
問我什麼？Ask me what?
如果我買這件東西，你認為我會得到商店的折扣嗎? Do you think I'll get my store discount if I buy this thing?
噢，當然 當然你可以得到商店的折扣 Well, of course. Of course you get your store discount.
但我上個星期剛賣給你一個烤架，記得嗎? But I just sold you a grill last week, remember?
是啊! 但那是一個烤肉爐 那是旅行用的 Yeah. But that was a hibachi. That was for traveling.
我覺得有人應該告訴你，當你得到這個東西的時候 I think somebody should've told you when you got this thing
你應該有一個草坪或後院什麼的 that you're supposed to have a lawn or a backyard or something.
好的，多幫忙一點，少說一點怎麼樣？ Okay, how about a little more lifting and a little less talking?
那看起來不錯 聞起來也很香 That looks good. Smells good, too.
好的，給你 All right, there you have it.
一份簡單的克力奧爾式烤鴨雜燴 A simple Creole roasted duck hash en cro?te.
現在，你們可以用這個做的 Now, what you can do with this here
是你們可以放一點點歐芹 is you can take a little bit of the parsley,
和洋蔥如果你喜歡的話，以及任何你喜歡的東西 and onion if you like, if that's what you like.
但是我喜歡做的是 現在，這只適合勇敢的人 But here's what I like to do. Now, this is only for the brave ones.
對於那些沒有太多胃灼熱的人 For those who don't get a lot of heartburn.
我喜歡在那裡面加一些辣醬，加一些香料 I like to kick some of that hot sauce on there, spice it up something.
請過來並歡迎品嚐! Please, come on and enjoy some.
打擾一下 Excuse me.
現在，我為你做了這個特別的 Now, I made this special for you.
我去掉了松果 I left the pine nuts out
因為我知道他們有時會影響你的假牙 'cause I know they get up under your bridgework sometimes.
你真貼心? Aren't you sweet?
謝謝 打擾一下 Thank you. Excuse me.
你在競選救助軍的將軍還是什麼? Are you bucking for General of the Salvation Army or what?
別再餵食那些乞丐了 Stop feeding the moochers.
我們總是在 We always have
每週三都有"免費品嚐"這個活動的，阿達米安先生 our Wednesday morning sales demonstration, Mr. Adamian.
不，不 正是這種想法 No, no. That's exactly the kind of thinking
首先才把這個店舖設在在商場的第十一區 that put this store in Chapter 11 in the first place.
現在，克拉根先生，他試圖改變這裡的文化 Now, Mr. Kragen, he's trying to change the culture around here.
而說到文化，我指的是錢 And by culture, I mean money.
現在，如果你關心你在這裡的未來 Now, if you care about your future here,
我建議你接受這個程序，伯德小姐 I suggest you get with the program, Miss Byrd.
你讀過這個嗎?關於克拉根的報導 Have you read this? Kragen's awesome.
每個人都有一本 再讀一次 Everybody got one. Read it again.
是的 是的？Yeah. Yup?
是的 是的 Yup. Yup.
那麼，再雇一個聖誕老人吧! 當然，他一定要胖 Well, then, hire another Santa. Of course, he has to be fat.
克拉根的顧客注意了 Attention Kragen shoppers,
今天的聖誕前優惠在第二層 today's pre-Christmas sales are on the second level.
喬治婭 對不起 我不是故意嚇唬你的 我很抱歉 Georgia. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. I'm sorry.
哦!，我的天哪! 我很抱歉 Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
不，對不起 No. I'm sorry.
我有點像在我自己的小世界裡 I'm kind of in my own little world up here.
你怎麼到廚具區來了? What brings you to cookware?
說實話，就是那種味道 我情不自禁 It's that smell, to tell you the truth. I can't help it.
這味道沿著電動扶梯飄香下去，通常我可以抗拒的，但是... It wafts down the escalator, usually I can resist, but...
哦! Oh.
哦，好吧，請吃一些 Oh, well, please have some.
我可能將因為這個被炒魷魚 I'll probably get fired over this.
你有沒有聞到能喚起記憶的氣味？ Did you ever have a smell that triggers a memory?
這個氣味就像我媽媽家的一樣 This smells like my mama's house.
謝謝你 Thank you.
這真是難以置信 難以置信 That's incredible. Incredible.
你知道，我只是想把廚具賣了 You know, I'm just trying to sell the cookware.
你在哪裡當廚師的？ Where did you become a chef?
法國，還是歐洲的其他什麼地方? France, or someplace European or something?
哦，不，我不是廚師 我從來沒去過法國 Oh, no, I'm not a chef. I've never been to France.
我從未去遠過阿拉巴馬州的莫比爾 I ain't never been further north than Mobile, Alabama.
你知道，這只是一種嗜好 這是我真正喜歡做的事情 You know, it's just a hobby. Something I really enjoy doing.
一種嗜好，蛤? A hobby, huh?
我從來沒有受過訓練或者其他什麼的 I never trained or anything.
你打算去參加訓練嗎? You gonna train?
我不知道 I don't know.
也許 有一天 Someday. Maybe.
看 我在想 某個時候，如果你有空 Look. I was wondering, sometime, if you're free
我想也許我們可以... I thought maybe we could...
哦，對不起 我來 我來 Oh, I'm sorry. I'll get it. I'll get it.
你有...You got...
哦...喬治婭! Oh...Georgia!
克拉根商場診所
哇! 發生什麼了? 她沒事吧? Whoa! What happened? Is she okay?
她撞到頭了 She hit her head.
請幫我一把 Give me a hand, please.
那又怎麼樣？只是一個腫塊 So what? It's just a bump.
小心她的頭 別再撞了她的頭 Watch her head. Don't hit her head again.
我愛你 I love you.
伯德女士，你能聽到我說話嗎? Miss Byrd, can you hear me?
你能聽到我說話嗎，伯德女士？ Can you hear me, Miss Byrd?
你能聽到從我嘴裡說出來的話嗎? Can you hear the words that are coming out of my mouth?
我伸出了多少個手指? How many fingers am I holding up?
是一個，兩個，還是更多？ Is it one, two, or more?
這裡發生什麼事了? What's going on here?
喬治婭，你沒事吧? 喬治婭? Georgia, are you okay? Georgia?
哦，夥計 Oh, man.
我認為我們應該做一個電腦斷層掃描 I think we should do a CAT scan.
什麼? 那是個大數位，不是嗎? What? That's a big ticket number, isn't it?
我不認為我們需要在這裡做那種事 I didn't think we did that kind of thing around here.
噢，我們有一臺新機器 二手的 但對我們來說是新的 Well, we got a new machine. Used, but new to us.
是的，我不知道 Yeah, I don't know.
先生，這樣可能會引發工人們的的投訴... Sir, there could be a huge workman's comp payout
如果我們沒有按照步驟來做 if we don't follow procedure.
好吧，只有在絕對必要的情況下 All right, only if it's absolutely necessary.
我知道你會明白的 登文書工作 跟我來 I knew you'd understand. Paperwork. Follow me.
你還好嗎，伯德小姐？ Are you okay, Miss Byrd?
不用站著感覺還不錯 Kind of nice to be off my feet.
我們開始吧! Here we go.
現在，別擔心，伯德小姐 一切都會好起來的 Now, don't worry now, Miss Byrd. Everything will be just fine.
什麼? What?
不，這不可能是對的 No, this can't be right.
哦，我的天哪! Oh, my God.
我們只想再試一次，伯德小姐 We're just going to try one more time, Miss Byrd.
這不太好 This is not good.
這一點都不好 This is not good at all.
我們在看什麼？ What are we looking at?
噢，我們正在看你感染的病毒的結果，女士 Well, we're looking at the results of a virus you have, ma'am.
病毒? 我相信這是蘭平頓病毒 Virus? I believe it to be Lampington's disease.
在大多數情況下，這是非常罕見的，也是非常無害的 It's very rare and it's very harmless, in most cases.
在大多數情況下？是的 In most cases? Yes.
我的情況呢? What about my case?
噢，我以為我看錯了第一次掃描，所以我做了第二次掃描 Well, I thought I'd misread the first scan, so I did the second scan.
但這只是證實了這一點，你明白嗎？ But that just confirmed it, you see?
好的，所以我被蘭平頓病毒感染了? 是的 Okay, so I have Lampington's? Yes.
噢，如果不是無害的，我有哪一個？ Well, which one do I have if not the harmless one?
女士，我非常抱歉地告訴你... Ma'am, I'm very sorry to tell you...
但是我...But I...
你看，在我看來是那種... You see, in my opinion it's the kind that...
女士，拜託！這對我來說非常，非常困難 我只是... Ma'am, please! This is very, very difficult for me. I'm just...
哦，天哪! Oh, dear.
我需要躺下 I need to lie down.
你看到這裡的區域了嗎？ You see this area here?
這是你的腫塊 我的腫塊? This is your mass. My mass?
你的腫瘤 Your tumor.
和這個，和這個，和這個 And this, and this, and this.
對不起，喬治婭，但是這個病毒已經導致了... I'm sorry, Georgia, but the virus has caused
一個非常先進的蘭平頓病毒的晚期病例 a very advanced case of Lampington's lesions.
好吧，噢，那到底是什麼意思，蘭明頓的病變？ Okay, well, exactly what does that mean, Lampington's lesions?
而古普塔醫生沒有告訴你這件事，對嗎？ And Dr. Gupta hasn't told you anything about this, right?
噢，我試過 Well, I tried.
謝謝 Thanks.
如果不進行治療，它是末期的 Without treatment, it's terminal.
什麼? 好像我要死了？ What? Like I'm gonna die?
我非常，非常抱歉 I'm very, very sorry.
但我感覺很好 But I feel fine.
我感覺棒極了 我精力旺盛並且... I feel great. I just finished a Fat Flush and...
沒有頭暈或暈厥？ No dizziness or fainting?
不 我頭上有個小腫塊，就這樣 No. I got a tiny bump on my head, that's all.
這太可怕了 這樣一種卑鄙的疾病 It's diabolical. Such a sneaky disease.
恐怕你的情況來看，你大概還有三周的時間 I'm afraid, in your condition, you've got about three weeks to live.
什麼? 我只能活三周? What? I got three weeks to live?
你在開我的玩笑嗎？ Are you shitting me?
頂多四周 我很抱歉 Four on the outside. I'm sorry.
你很抱歉？噢，我很抱歉 我不能接受那 You're sorry? Well, I'm sorry. I can't accept that.
那麼我認為你應該去見凱瑟琳·楞次醫生 Then I think you should see Katherine Lenz.
可以 好的 Okay. Fine.
那就是我要說的 凱瑟琳·倫茨，好的 That's what I'm talking about. Katherine Lenz, okay.
她是位腦科專家? 不 Is that the brain specialist? No.
她是你的衛生維護組織官員 She's your HMO administrator.
讓我在這裡為你節省一些時間，伯德小姐 Let me just save you some time here, Miss Byrd.
我們不能幫助你支付這個手術費用 We won't cover you for this operation.
噢，你什麼意思，你不能幫我支付? Well, what do you mean, you won't cover me?
我的醫療保健組織為我支付的 I'm covered through my HMO.
如果你覺得自己受到了不公平的對待，這是我們的上訴程序 If you feel you're being treated unfairly, these are our appeals procedures
你有一切合法權利去追求 which you have every legal right to pursue.
那麼，如果我自己付錢呢？那要花我多少錢？ Well, what if I pay for it myself? How much would that cost me?
正中顱骨去毛刺手術的費用 The cost of a median cranial debulking surgery
大概是三十四萬美金 is around $340,000.
那是不包含麻醉的價錢 That's without anesthesia.
你必須要做這手術 You'll want that.
再查一次，確定我沒有被保險 Check again, make sure I'm not covered.
你等著，等著大事要發生 You wait and you wait for something big to happen
然後你發現你快要死了 and then you find out you're gonna die.
我真想見見你 I really wanted to meet you.
而我應該把那個吃了 And I should've ate that.
我應該把那些東西都吃了 I should've ate all that stuff.
特別是這個 Especially this.
把我的腳放進去 達利斯會喜歡地 Put my foot in that. Darius loved that.
現在我永遠也沒有機會去卡洛維發利了 Now I'll never get to Karlovy Vary.
迪迪埃主廚 Chef Didier.
哈囉? 嗨! Hello? Hi.
嗨，姐姐！我正準備給你打電話 Hiya, sis! I was just getting ready to call you.
你知道，我在俱樂部裡遇到了一個男的... You know, there's this guy that I met in this club
而他說他要把我介紹給他在納什維爾的一些朋友們 and he said he's gonna introduce me to some of his friends in Nashville,
我只需要你照顧孩子們三天 I just need you to take care of the kids for three days.
你去納什維爾幹什麼啊!? What you gonna do in Nashville?
女孩，我終於要成為一名鄉村西部歌手了 Girl, I am finally going to be a country western singer.
這是不是很棒? Isn't that great?
托尼婭，你不是當黑人鄉村歌手的料 Tanya, ain't no such thing as a black country singer.
你知道，我不是要你評論我夢想的有效性 You know, I am not asking you to comment on the validity of my dreams.
現在你是不是能...等等 安東，你能給我住手嗎？ Now can you...Hold on. Anton, would you stop it?
這孩子真是頑皮! 聽著，這就是我給你打電話的原因... This child is going to kill himself! Listen, that's why I'm calling you...
你在幹什麼? 為什麼你不能幫我看看孩子們？你是幹什麼... What are you doing? Why can't you watch the kids? What are you...
我回頭打給你 但是，我... I'm gonna have to call you back. But, I'm...
我告訴過你別跳了 再做一次，看看會發生什麼 I told you to stop jumping. Do it again and see what happens.
你以為我在玩？ You think I'm playing?
喬治婭，你去哪裡了? 阿達米安一直在找你 Georgia, where have you been? Adamian's been looking for you.
太好了，我也在找他 Good, 'cause I'm looking for him, too.
為什麼？我會接受你的建議 Why? I'm gonna take your advice.
蛤? Huh?
聽著，還記得你說過生命太短，不能像我這樣生活嗎？ Look, remember when you said life was too short to live the way I do?
哦，我說了很多事 是的，你是對的 Oh, I say a lot of things. Yeah, well, you were right.
什麼? 我說了什麼? 你打算怎麼辦？ What? What did I say? What are you gonna do?
喬治婭? Georgia?
我說了什麼? What did I say?
你沒有敲門? You don't knock?
你最好為你的所作所為找出合適的借口，伯德小姐 You better have a hell of an excuse for where you've been, Ms. Byrd.
我有，我有 I do, I do.
你看，阿達米安先生... You see, Mr. Adamian...
對不起，你介意嗎？這是非常重要的 Excuse me, would you mind? This is very important.
實際上，這是一個生命問題，而且... Actually, it's a matter of life and...
什麼? What?
僅僅把它關掉 Just turn it off.
是的 Yeah.
你的洋芋削皮器要了我的命 You're killing me with the potato peelers.
把它們移開，否則我會把它們塞進你的喉嚨 Move them or I'll shove them down your throat.
你有什麼問題嗎? You got a problem?
是的，我有 Yes, I do.
這可是四百美元的手機啊! That's a $400 phone.
現在我感覺好多了 Now I feel better.
那是公司資產啊! That's company property.
這將從你的薪水中扣除 That's going to come out of your paycheck.
拿去吧! 把一切都拿走，好嗎？這是值得的 Take it. Take the whole thing, okay? It's worth it.
這與你無關，好嗎？這與我無關 This is not about you, okay? It's not about me.
這是關於生意的 It's about business.
這是關於公司的 阿達米安先生 It's about the company. Mr. Adamian.
我要你聽聽這個 這個男人靠出賣他的智慧來謀生 I want you to hear this. This man lives his philosophy.
規則一：生活不是一場人氣競賽 Rule One: Life is not a popularity contest,
但它畢竟是比賽 but it is a contest
他們不喜歡我 Boo-hoo, they don't like me.
規則二:你必須克制內心害怕失敗的那一面 Rule Two: You grab that scared little loser inside you
然後贏得勝利! and beat the living crap out of him!
規則三:什麼時候才滿足了 什麼時候是盡頭 永遠都不要滿足 Rule Three: When is enough, enough? Enough is never enough.
現在我就受夠了，阿達米安先生! Enough is enough right now, Mr. Adamian!
我想和你談談! I'm trying to talk to you!
我要告訴你什麼是... I'm trying to tell you what's...
為什麼我要浪費時間跟你說話？ Why am I even wasting my time trying to talk to you?
你知道嗎? 我要辭職 You know what? I quit.
你什麼？我辭職了 You what? I quit.
你不能 為什麼我不能？ You can't. Why can't I?
就這一點而言，第四區的銷售額非常低 Fourth quarter sales are in the toilet in this store
而其他區的也是 and all the other stores, too, for that matter.
你的部門在這個地方的銷售記錄是最高的 Your department has the highest profit record in the place.
我只是...我不能失去你 I just...I can't afford to lose you.
你怎麼從來沒告訴過我？ How come you never told me this before?
我不想讓你做你現在正在做的事 I didn't want you to do what you're doing right now.
以辭職為脅要求更多的薪水 Holding me up for more money.
上帝為證 我很樂意支付 Which I'm happy to pay. As God is my witness.
上帝為你作證，蛤？上帝為你作證？ As God is your witness, huh? As God is your witness?
好吧! 我準備每小時多給你50美分！ All right. I'm prepared to offer you 50 cents more an hour!
每小時多75美分 75 75 cents more an hour. 75.
伯德女士，每小時多一美元$ 1 .50美元 Ms. Byrd, $1 more an hour. $1 .50.
嘿，喬治婭 你已經下班了? Hey, Georgia. Your shift done already?
是的，我做完了 Yeah, I'm done.
聽著，我對前幾天發生的事感到很糟糕 Listen, I feel terrible about what happened the other day.
我想補償你 這不是你的錯 I wanted to make it up to you. It wasn't your fault.
噢，不管怎麼樣... Well, anyway...
嘿，我有兩張黃蜂隊比賽的票 Hey, I have a pair of tickets to the Hornets game.
現在，距離比賽還有幾周 Now, the game is a couple of weeks away,
但我知道你很忙，所以我想早點來約你 but I know you're a busy woman, so I wanted to put my bid in early.
肖恩，我沒有什麼比和你一起去看那場比賽更願意做的了 Sean, there is nothing I would rather do than to go to that game with you.
是嗎? 那太好了 Yeah? That's great.
噢，聽著，我想我們應該早點去吃晚飯，然後在比賽結束後... Well, look, I figured we'll go to dinner early, then after the game...
我不能去，肖恩 I can't go, Sean.
我的意思是，這不是我不想去 我... I mean, it's not like I don't want to. I...
我不能去 I can't.
你必須去別的地方 You have to be somewhere else.
是的 Yeah.
嘿，噢，喬治婭 喬治婭! Hey, well, Georgia. Georgia!
看 Look.
我已經買了票，所以 I already paid for the ticket, so
也許你的計畫會改變，蛤？ maybe your plans might change, huh?
兄弟姐妹們 Brothers and Sisters,
我很遺憾地宣佈 I'm sad to announce that
迪林斯參議員今天上午將不會按計畫為我們的選民增光添彩 Senator Dillings will not be gracing our flock this morning as planned.
我們的新聞媒體困住了他 Pressing business in our nation's capital has kept him.
但我想抽出一點時間來為參議員祈禱一下 But I'd like to take a moment of prayer for the Senator.
他背負著我們福利的重擔辛苦工作 He toils so hard toting the burden of our welfare.
而我請求仁慈的主 And I ask the good Lord to guide his hand
在他重要的善行中引導他的手 阿門 in his important good works. Amen.
阿門 阿門 Amen. Amen.
哦，為什麼是我？ Oh, why me?
哦，親愛的上帝，為什麼是我？喬治婭? Oh, dear Lord, why me? Georgia?
為什麼是我，上帝？為什麼是我，上帝？ Why me, Lord? Why me, Lord?
哦，親愛的上帝！上帝，為什麼是我？上帝保佑她 Oh, dear Lord! Lord, why me? Bless her, Lord.
哦，上帝，不！ Oh, Lord, no!
哦，不，不 Oh, no, no.
上帝! 上帝，拜託! Lord! Lord, come on!
拜託，上帝，為什麼？ Come on, Lord, why?
我不明白! I don't understand!
主啊!，我遵守了你的命令 I followed your Commandments, Lord
為什麼是我? Why in heavens me?
我從來不胡搞 使我妹妹是這樣! I never slept around even though my sister did!
主啊!，為什麼是我? Why in heavens me, Lord?
為什麼是我? Why in heavens me?
我從來沒有詛咒我的上司或者從來沒有! I never cussed my boss or nothing like that!
主啊!，為什麼是我? Why in heavens me, Lord?
為什麼是我? Why in heavens me?
為什麼? 為什麼? Why? Why?
拜託，現在，有人告訴我為什麼！ Come on, now, somebody tell me why!
為什麼? 為什麼? Why? Why?
為什麼，上帝？ Why, Lord?
為什麼，拜託？為什麼？ Why, please? Why?
我必須知道 I got to know
我必須知道，上帝! I got to know, God!
為什麼是我? Why me?
為什麼？哦，為什麼？ Why? Oh, why?
為什麼，上帝？ 什麼？ 哦，拜託 Why, Lord? Why? Oh, come on
為什麼? 為什麼? 為什麼? Why? Why? Why?
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你確定你想結清你的退休帳戶? 所有的? You're sure you want to liquidate the entire IRA? All of it?
是的，還有我媽媽留給我的基金 Yeah, and the bonds my mama left me.
噢，像你這麼自律的女士 Well, I'm sure a disciplined woman such as yourself
這筆錢有一個非常有用的用途 has a very useful purpose for this money.
是的，我有 Yes, I do.
我要花光它們 I'm just gonna blow it.
女士們先生們，我們要感謝你們 Ladies and gentlemen, we want to thank you
在聖誕節搭乘我們的班機 for flying with us on Christmas Day.
我們將竭誠滿足你的各種需求 We're going to make your trip as comfortable as possible.
女服務員 Stewardess,
坐我後面的那傢伙一直讓我很難過 this person behind me is giving me a hard time.
好的，當然，先生 Okay, sure, sir.
太太，你介意把把你的腿放下來 Ma'am, would you mind lowering your knees
好讓前面的那位先生可以把他的座位往後靠一點? so the gentleman in front of you can put his seat back down?
其實，我很介意 Actually, I very much would mind.
那我就只能叫空警了，夫人? Am I going to have to call the Air Marshal, ma'am?
最近人們經常叫我夫人 People been calling me ma'am a lot lately
而且，你知道，我幾乎不比你大 and, you know, I'm hardly older than you.
人們叫你夫人嗎? Do people call you ma'am?
不...不，他們不這麼叫 No...No, they don't.
這裡有問題嗎？ Is there a problem here?
是的 是的，有麻煩 Yes. Yes, there is.
我來告訴你問題是什麼 I'm gonna tell you what the problem is.
這家貪婪的航空公司把所有的椅子放得那麼近 This greedy airline put all these seats so close together
只是為了讓他們能賺更多的錢 just so they can make more money.
很有道理 是啊! Makes sense. Yeah.
對吧? All right?
現在，我不會一路飛到布拉格 Now, I'm not flying all the way to Prague
腿上坐著陌生人 with some stranger in my lap.
我知道這是對的 I know that's right.
那是個大男孩 那是個高大的老人在那裡 That's a big boy. That's a big old man right there.
我不能...看著他 I can't...Look at him.
如果你選擇了頭等艙 Had you chosen to fly first class
夫人? 嗨! Ma'am? Hi.
如果你選擇頭等艙而不是經濟艙 Had you chosen to fly first class instead of economy,
你在那裡將會有足夠的空間 you would have had plenty of room in one of our cocoons.
多少錢? 請再說一遍？ How much is it? Beg your pardon?
那該死的頭等艙要多少錢? How much for the damn cocoon?
加油！我喜歡這樣 Work it! I like that.
好吧! 聽著，聽著 All right. Hear, hear.
我們的頭等艙客戶在假期與我們同行 For our first class clients flying with us during the holidays
我們將為他們提供特別的服務 we thought we would do something special.
多謝 等等，不要走 把它留在這裡 Thank you. Wait, don't go. Just leave that right here.
卡洛 維發利
看那條計程車隊伍 Look at that taxi line.
哦，我似乎要等一輩子了 Oh, this is gonna take forever.
直升機租賃
就是那裡 那是帕普 那就是我要去的飯店 That's it. That's the Pupp. That's the hotel I'm going to.
那是誰啊!？Who is that?
發生什麼事？我不確定，議員先生 What's going on? I'm not sure, Congressman.
那是誰啊!？Who is that?
據我所知，參議員，我只知道上次有人乘直升機來 All I know, Senator, is that the last time someone arrived by helicopter
是埃爾頓·強 埃爾頓·強爵士 it was Elton John. Sir Elton John.
哇! Wow
哈囉 歡迎光臨! Hello. Welcome!
謝謝 歡迎光臨 Thank you. Welcoming.
你們是來這裡療養的？ 我想你可以這麼說 You are here for retreat of the health? I guess you could say that.
你好嗎? How are you?
噢，我宿醉，我時差 我要死了 Well I'm hung-over, I'm jet-lagged. I'm dying.
除此之外，我很好，謝謝你 太好了，太好了 Other than that, I'm fine, thank you. Great, great.
哦，你是從路易斯安那來的嗎? Oh, you are from Louisiana?
你的議員迪林斯，他現在在這裡 正在滑雪 Your Senator Dillings, he here now. Skiing.
議員迪林斯現在在那裡滑雪? 是啊! Senator Dillings is here skiing? Yes.
哦，這就解釋了為什麼他沒有參加我們周日的會議 Well, that explains why he didn't make it to our meeting on Sunday.
請，我將在接待台等你 好的 Please, I'll meet you at reception desk. Okay.
而我覺得我好像不太適合這裡 And here I was thinking I might not fit in.
對不起，我是喬治婭·伯德 伯德夫人? Excuse me. Georgia Byrd. Madame Byrd?
歡迎來到帕普大酒店 Welcome to Grand hotel Pupp.
拜託，你們真的這麼說嗎？ Come on. Y'all really say it like that?
帕普 帕普 Pupp. Pupp.
對不起，伯德小姐，你的房間還沒有準備好 I'm sorry, Miss Byrd, but your room is not ready yet.
我們以為你兩個小時以後才會來 We weren't expecting you for two more hours.
噢，我沒想到會坐直升機 Well, I wasn't expecting to take a helicopter.
但是最近我的時間有點寶貴 But my time is kind of precious lately now.
你們現在沒有什麼可用的空房嗎？ Don't y'all have anything available now?
我去查一下 I'll check it.
那天花板難道不會讓你想哭嗎？ Don't that ceiling ever just make you want to cry?
我從來沒有注意過，夫人 I've never noticed, madam.
只有總統套房 Only the presidential suite.
要三千美金一晚 It's $3,000 a night.
差不多要四千美金了 About $4,000 a night.
你看到我眨眼了嗎？ Did you see me blink?
伯德夫人，歡迎光臨 Madam Byrd, welcome.
我知道你將會發現我們的總統套房非常的舒適 I know that you will find our presidential suite most comfortable.
克拉根先生，你能在我的書上簽名嗎？是的 Mr. Kragen, would you sign my book? Yes.
馬修·克拉根 你認識克拉根先生? Matthew Kragen. You know Mr. Kragen?
我們很榮幸他每年這個時候都來我們飯店 We are so honored that he comes to our hotel every year at this time.
你在玩我吧，對嗎？對不起? You playing with me, right? Pardon me?
哦，不是你，是他 對不起 Oh, not you, Him. Excuse me.
拼寫得對嗎？ Is the spelling okay?
你讓自己年輕、時髦並富有，好嗎？ You get yourself young, hip and rich, okay?
謝謝 克拉根先生 Thank you. Mr. Kragen, sir.
我希望一切都好 太棒了，阿圖羅，太棒了 I hope everything's okay. Wonderful, Arturo, wonderful.
那麼克拉根夫人這次會加入我們嗎？噢，不是這次旅行，阿圖羅 And will Mrs. Kragen be joining us? Well, not this trip, Arturo.
這完全是公事 This is strictly business.
像往常一樣，如果有什麼事，哪怕是最輕微的事，你都會告訴我 As always, if there's anything, even the slightest thing, you will tell me.
噢，我不會，但她會的 Well, I won't, but she will.
如果我需要你，我會打電話給你 If I need you, I'll call you.
很好 Excellent.
你能相信那嗎? Can you believe that?
別擔心 現在，聽者 再仔細檢查一下所有的所有的事情 Don't worry about it. Now, listen, just double-check everything
而且我想密切關注國會議員和參議員 and I want to keep tabs on the Congressman and the Senator.
他們的閒談，一舉一動，不管怎樣 這筆交易無論如何都要成功 Schmooze, impress, whatever it takes. This deal's got to happen.
伯德女士 費利普將帶你去你的套房 Madam Byrd. Felipe will show you to your suite.
好的 Okay.
馬修，伯恩斯女士 Matthew, Miss Burns.
參議員第83次去滑雪了 我們去喝一杯吧! The Senator's gone skiing for the 83rd time. Let's go have a drink.
上樓去穿點絲綢 Get upstairs and put some silk on.
議員! Congressman!
如果有什麼安慰的話，他會有一個糟透了的第四季度銷售 If it's any consolation, he's gonna have a shitty fourth quarter.
那個人是誰? Who is that?
哦，伯德小姐 非常富有 從路易斯安那來的 Oh, Mademoiselle Byrd. Very rich. From Louisiana.
她和迪林斯議員本來有 She and Senator Dillings were supposed to have
一個非常重要的會議 a very important meeting together.
等一下，讓我給你點東西因為麻煩你 Hang on, let me give you a little something for your troubles.
我還沒有弄清楚這筆錢 I haven't quite figured out this money yet.
我是不是給了你一個大得離譜的小費？ Did I just give you a ridiculously large tip?
沒有，女士 No, madam.
現在，更合理 Now, more reasonable.
再見 再見! Bye-bye. Bye!
我生活在什麼世界？ What world was I living in?
把我打扮得國際化些 Make me international.
我們可以試試 We could try.
把我的錢給我 Give me my money.
我不能穿這個 I can't wear this.
哦，是的，就這樣 就像那樣 Oh, yeah, there we go. Like that.
你想我穿成這樣還會有人再叫我夫人嗎？ You think anybody'd call me ma'am in this outfit?
不會 絕對不會 No. Definitely not.
一個人，拜託 是的，小姐 Table for one, please. Yes, mademoiselle.
請 Please.
我能幫你拿你的羊絨披風嗎？ May I take your pashmina?
哦，這個東西是那麼說的嗎? Oh, is that what this thing is?
當然 Sure.
哈囉，小妞 Hello, sister.
她到底是誰？ Who the hell is she?
小姐 謝謝 Mademoiselle Thank you.
迪迪埃主廚 NChef Didier.
她的名字是喬治婭·伯德 Her name is Georgia Byrd.
她很有錢，而且她是迪林斯議員在路易斯安娜的老朋友 She's loaded and she's an old crony of Dillings from Louisiana.
我...I...
對不起 I'm sorry.
不，沒關係，沒關係 No. It's okay, it's okay.
水 淺的 不要加冰 Water. Flat. No ice.
請給每人一杯 當然 Please, serve everyone. Of course.
馬修，我們會見迪迪埃廚師長的可能性有多大？ Matthew, what are the chances of our meeting Chef Didier?
瑪格麗特收藏了他的好幾本書 她是個超級粉絲 Margaret here's got a couple of his books. She's a big fan.
是這樣嗎？阿圖羅! Is that right? Arturo!
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
確保迪迪埃過來和大家打招呼 Make sure Didier comes and says hello to the table.
並且把那個服務員炒了 And fire that guy.
我們的特色菜有豆燜肉 For the specialties de maison, we have the cassoulet.
我們有蘑菇意大利飯加羅納酒 We have risotto Barolo with truffles.
胭脂橘白酒 The rouget citrus beurre blanc with capers.
烤奶油鵪鶉 Roast quail with brioche stuffing.
熟燜羊腿和血色甜橙汁 And a braised lamb shank with blood orange relish.
血色甜橙汁 Blood orange relish.
現在，這聽起來太棒了 Now, that all sounds so good.
明天晚上他會有同樣的特色菜嗎？ Will he have the same specials tomorrow night?
不 迪迪埃主廚從來不做同樣的菜單兩次 No. Chef Didier never creates the same menu twice.
噢，我猜我今晚應該把這些菜都試試 Well, I guess I better try them all tonight then.
一切？全部？Tout? All?
一切，寶貝！馬上 Tout, baby! Tout de suite.
你認為他會做一個沒有乳製品的義大利燴飯嗎？ Do you think he would do a risotto without the dairy?
我想點一份不放馬鈴薯的柑橘餐 I think I'm going to have the rouget citrus without the potatoes
以及不放奶油的白酒 and the blanc without the beurre.
克拉根的點菜單，主廚 Kragen's order, chef.
不要奶油，不要乳脂，不要小麥，不要乳品，不要脂肪! No butter, no cream, no wheat, no dairy, no fat!
媽的! 他們為什麼費心吃飯？ Merde! Why do they bother to eat?
下次，把這個粘到我脖子上！ Next time, stick this in my neck!
這張桌子有多少人？ How many people are at this table?
一個人 One person.
一個人? 這個人是誰? One person? Who is this person?
我不知道 I don't know.
並且對這些菜沒要求任何替換? And no substitutions?
我喜歡這個女人 I like this woman.
是一個女人吧? It is a woman?
點菜鵪鶉 Ordering quail,
羊羔肉、義大利燴飯 lamb, risotto,
龍蝦、燉牛肉、肉醬 lobster, goulash, rouget
以及豆燜肉 and casserole.
我將親自做這道菜 I will do it myself.
她竟然要吃這麼多東西 She has got them eating right out of her hand.
噢，她肯定沒有注意她的膽固醇 Well, she's sure not watching her cholesterol.
我希望我也能像她一樣不需要在意 I wish I could command attention like that.
那是羊肉嗎? Is that the lamb?
小姐 哦，看那個！ Mademoiselle. Oh, look at that!
看起來很好！一切看起來都很好 Looks so good! Everything looks so good.
祝你好胃口 Bon appetit.
阿門 Amen.
我在想也許我們可以在明天午餐時間讓鮑勃動作快一點 I was thinking maybe we could get Bob up to speed tomorrow at lunchtime.
是的，馬修 我想瞭解更多關於這次合併的事情 Yes, Matthew. I'd like to know more about this merger.
他來了! Here he is!
你覺得這些菜怎麼樣，女士? How do you find everything, mademoiselle?
阿圖羅 是的，先生 Arturo. Yes, sir.
我像他應該會過來 I think he'll be by.
我相信他馬上就過來，先生 I'm sure he'll be right over, sir.
我將要去山頂滑雪 好的 瑪格麗特會加入我們嗎？ I'll be up there, on top of the mountain. Okay. Will Margaret join us?
因為我們確實需要談點生意 Because we do need to talk some business.
好的，什麼時候? Okay, what time?
取決於克拉根的行程安排 Depends on Kragen's schedule.
你知道，在我的老家 You know, where I come from,
我們做安杜爾布丁烤鵪鶉 we do a barbecue quail with an andouille pudding.
我想你會喜歡的 I think you would just love it.
而且，你知道，叫我瘋子 And, you know, call me crazy
我在這嚐到的是豬肚子炸出的油嗎? but am I tasting rendered lards of pork belly here?
什麼? Oui?
豬肚子? Pork belly?
非常敏感的味覺 Very sensitive palate.
一半是澄清奶油而一半是豬肉脂肪 Half clarified butter and half pork fat.
我就知道 不? 但你要保密 I knew it. No? But you keep it to yourself.
你知道很多人害怕吃豬的肥肉 You know how some people are about pork's fat.
是的 Yeah.
他們不喜歡豬肉... They don't like the pork...
迪迪埃主廚，你瘋了! Chef Didier, you're crazy!
馬修，你好像認識每個人 她是誰? Matthew, you seem to know everybody. Who is she?
我正打算問參議員同樣的問題 I was gonna ask the Senator the same question.
我不認識她 真的? 你確定嗎？ I don't know her. Really? You sure about that?
噢，供你參考 我不認識任何黑人的 Well, for your information, I don't know everyone who's black.
噢，顯然地她知道你來自新奧爾良? Well, apparently she knows you from New Orleans?
真的嗎? 也許是在去年的各類創業家見面會中見過我 Really? Maybe it was last year's Entrepreneurs of Diversity.
噢，不管她是誰，我肯定想讓她點十盤菜 Well, whoever she is, I'd sure like to have her ordering 10 plates
一盤有一萬美金資金籌集人 at a $10,000-a-plate fundraiser.
為什麼，鮑伯? 難道我沒有捐獻足夠的錢嗎? Why, Bob? Haven't I've been contributing enough?
不，馬修， 我不是那個意思 No, Matthew, I didn't mean it that way.
你一直非常慷慨而且非常感謝你 You've been very generous and it's much appreciated.
古普塔醫生 Dr. Gupta.
先生，如果這是一個醫學問題 Sir, if this is a medical question, I'm still on my break
我還有兩分半鐘的休息時間 for two and a half more minutes.
噢，事實上，對不起，這不是關於我的 Well, actually, excuse me, it's not about me.
是關於喬治婭·伯德 還記得那個撞到頭的女士嗎? It's about Georgia Byrd. Remember the lady who hit her head?
先生，為什麼你認為我如此拼命地想要放鬆？ Sir, why do you think I'm so desperately trying to relax?
噢，她最近舉止很奇怪 Well, she's been acting really strange lately.
她起身辭職 沒有人見過她 She up and quit her job. Nobody's seen her.
我想知道你是否說過可能讓她不高興的話？ And I was wondering if you had said anything that might have upset her?
或者你知道什麼...對不起 Or if you know something...I'm sorry.
病人的隱私使我無法發表評論 我非常抱歉 Patient privacy prevents me from commenting, I'm very sorry
你必須告訴我! 好的，好的 You're gonna tell me! Okay, okay.
先生? 告訴我! Sir? Tell me!
喬治婭·伯德快要死了 Georgia Byrd is going to die.
什麼? 我很抱歉 What? I'm very sorry.
什麼? 我很抱歉，先生 What? I'm very sorry, sir.
不，這不可能 No, this can't be.
我休息時間結束了 我們可以談論它 My break is over. We can talk about it.
來，放我下來 Come, put me down.
那很好 That's nice.
我用愛去做 I do it with love.
好吧! Okay.
而銅鑼，沖洗負能量 And the gonging, flushing negative energy.
等等 我得上廁所 Wait. I gotta use the bathroom.
他們說這些水有治療的力量 They say these waters have curative powers
能讓你長命百歲 let you live to be 100.
是的，噢，我希望它們快起作用 Yeah, well, I hope they work fast.
參議員克拉倫斯·迪林斯 Clarence Dillings. Senator Clarence Dillings.
我知道你是誰 噢，所以，我們已見過面 I know who you are. Oh, so, we have met.
多元化的企業家？ Entrepreneurs of Diversity?
不，恐怕不是 華盛頓? No, afraid not. Washington?
他們的確認識對方 They do know each other.
噢! Well.
教堂? Church?
但我上週日沒有去教堂 對的 But I didn't go to church last Sunday. That's right.
你知道，參議員，你讓很多教會的人失望了 You know, you left a whole lot of church folk disappointed, Senator.
他們投過你票的 People who voted for you.
我希望你能傳達我最誠摯的歉意 I hope you'll communicate my sincerest regrets.
我不需要你的道歉 I don't wanna have nothing to do with your regrets.
我自己有能力 I got my hands full of my own.
我對那個女人有一種直覺 她是個麻煩 I got a gut feeling about that woman. She's trouble.
你知道，馬修，是誰說過 You know, Matthew, who was it who said,
"逆境是我磨刀的石頭"？ "Adversity is the stone on which I sharpen my blade"?
我 Me.
對不起 Excuse me.
伯德小姐，是嗎？我們還沒有相互介紹 Ms. Byrd, is it? We've not been introduced.
我的名字是...沒必要 My name...There's no need.
所有人都知道馬修·克拉根 Everybody knows Matthew Kragen.
那個宣揚"滿足就是永遠不滿足的人" The man for whom "enough is never enough."
我是說，她是誰？ I mean, who is she?
我怎麼知道她是不是屬於某個 How do I know she's not part of some
消費者監督組織之類的？ consumer watchdog group or something?
噢，這並不是說有什麼法律 Well, it's not like there's some law
禁止與國會議員和參議員在同一家酒店 against being at the same hotel with a congressman and a senator.
事實上，有，如果他們用我的飛機和用我的錢 Actually, there is, if they're on my plane and my dime.
噢，忠實的看守人不會住在每晚 4,000 美元的酒店套房，好嗎？ Well, watchdogs don't stay in $4,000-a-night hotel suites, okay?
所以，我們還是先忘記 So, how about you and I just forget all about
打造零售業帝國的事 retail empire building
而讓我們洗個澡吧？好嗎？ and let's just take a little bath? Yeah?
我會去洗個澡，好的 I'll take a bath, all right.
如果這些合併不通過，這澡就花了我5 億美元 A $500-million bath if these mergers don't go through.
你只要睜大眼睛，記住我們為什麼來這裡的目的 You just keep your eyes open and remember why we're here.
你還好嗎，伯德小姐? Are you all right, Madam Byrd?
是的 我只是...只是愛死這些被子了 Yeah. I just...I just love these sheets.
我愛死它們了 我只是恨不得帶它們繞著街區兜了一圈 I love them. I was just taking them for a little ride around the block.
我是克拉倫斯 樓層僕從 I am Gunther. Floor valet.
哦，是你幫我整理衣服的 Oh, that was you that put my clothes away.
是的 好吧! Yeah. Okay.
噢，克拉倫斯小姐，你平時在這附近怎麼消遣的? Well, Miss Gunther, what do you do for fun around here?
我平時怎麼消遣的，夫人? What do I do for fun, madam?
當客人離開大廳的時候我給他們擦亮鞋子 I shine the guests' shoes when they leave them out in the hall.
如果這就是全部 If that will be all.
不，實際上，不光這樣，克拉倫斯小姐 No, actually, that won't, Miss Gunther.
我會想要上這些單板滑雪課程之一 I'm gonna be wanting to have one of these snowboarding lessons.
很好 還有其他的要求嗎? 不，不 Very good. Will that be all? No, no.
不，不會的 No, it won't.
我想要更多的水療的服務 比如也許... I want some more of these spa services. Like maybe...
也許這個海藻浮力面膜和這個反射按摩 Maybe this algae flotation wrap and the reflexology massage.
不需要抗衰老治療嗎? No anti-aging treatment?
不，我完全不擔心年齡問題 那麼，這就是全部了嗎？ No, I ain't worried about aging. So, that will be all?
是啊! 結腸灌洗治療 Yes! The colon irrigation treatment.
是我給你的禮物 有點像"讓我們成為朋友"的一種信號 That's my gift to you. Sort of like a "let's be friends" gesture.
現在，當你做這個療程的時候就會想到我! Now, you think of me when you're having it!
哦! Oh.
我一生都在等待做這樣的事情 I've been waiting my whole life to do something like this.
好了那麼，我們出發 好的 All right then, let's go. Okay.
只是向前傾 向前探身 向前探身 Just lean forward. Lean forward. Lean forward.
左腿，對 出發! Left leg, that's it. And go!
出發，就這樣 走! 是的! 你做的很好，向前探身! 保持平衡! Go, that's it. Just go! Yeah! You got it, lean forward! Balance!
對! 就這樣 傾身... Yeah! That's it. Lean...
你還好吧? Are you all right?
我們走吧! Let's go.
我們來轉身 哦，天啊! Let's turn. Oh, man.
你感覺到節奏了嗎？我感覺到節奏了 You feel the rhythm? I feel the rhythm.
是的 感覺節奏 很好 Yeah. Feel the rhythm. That's good.
就這樣 對的 你明白了嗎? 我想我明白了 That's it. Right. You got it? I think I got it.
所以，出發吧! 只是向前傾 向前傾，然後走！ So, go! Just lean forward. Lean forward and go!
身體向前傾 身體向前傾 身體向前傾 Lean forward. Lean forward. Lean forward.
身體向前傾 是的，就這樣 很好 Lean forward. Yeah, that's it, that's great.
噢，天啊! 太棒了 不，不，不 Oh, Lord. That's great. No, no, no.
慢點 慢一些 不，慢點! Slow down. Slow down a bit. No. Slow down!
把板子橫過來！慢， 慢些! Turn the board sideways! Slow, slow down!
停下來! Stop!
抱歉! 當心 ! 不要擋著我! 當心! Scusi! Watch out! Get out of my way! Watch it!
什麼? What?
這裡很陡峭，馬修 It's steep here, Matthew.
嘿，馬修，這是一條很難滑的雪道 Hey, Matthew, this is a Black Diamond run.
是的，你滑得不錯 Yeah, you're looking good.
看她走！馬修? Look at her go! Matthew?
馬修! Matthew!
玩的很開心啊? 並不真地 Enjoying yourself? Not really.
拜託，不要這樣做 Please, don't do that.
你難道不相信有轉身這種事嗎? I guess you don't believe in turning?
我相信，我只是不知道怎麼做... I believe in it, I just don't know how to do...
噢，抱住我， 請抱住我! Oh, hold me, hold me! Please!
請離開我的滑雪板！好的，我想我明白了 Please get off of my skis! Okay, I think I've got it.
讓我走 Let me go.
對不起 我很好! 我很好! Sorry. I'm okay! I'm okay!
真該死! Damn you!
沒有人能讓我摔個嘴啃泥! 該死的！ Nobody makes me do a face-plant! Damn it!
注意你的用詞! Watch your mouth!
你到底在做什麼? 你想謀殺我嗎? What the hell are you doing? You trying to kill me?
當心! Watch out!
過來，你！ Get over here, you!
他們應該讓你離開這座山！你想... They should get you off this mountain! You figure...
你...你這樣滑雪... You...You ski like that,
你會坐兩年牢的! you're gonna be in court for the next two years!
我無所謂，寶貝 That's fine with me, baby.
哦，我的天哪! Oh, my God.
而我們現在打算離開你 And we are going to leave you now
放鬆並沉思一下 謝謝 to relax and meditate. Thank you.
為什麼，上帝? Why, Lord?
我不想死 I don't want to die.
我想活下去 I want to live.
你想對我做什麼，蛤! What are you trying to do to me, huh?
你脖子上有大節瘤 You have big knot in neck.
你在工作的時候姿勢不好，你把頭保持在一個奇怪的位置 You do something at work where you hold head in strange position.
對不起? 你是在建議我... Excuse me? Are you suggesting that I...
也許是你經常拿脖子夾著電話 Too much holding phone on neck, maybe.
你知道嗎？你為什麼不僅僅閉嘴 You know what? Why don't you just shut up
而然後做你該做的，好嗎? and do what you're supposed to do, okay?
你是個按摩師，不是一個生活教練! You're a masseuse, not a life coach!
對不起 Excuse me.
嘿，嘿! Hey. Hey!
我不喜歡你和這位女士的說話方式 I don't like the way you're talking to that woman.
如果打擾到你我很抱歉，伯德小姐 雖然她弄痛了我 I'm sorry if I disturbed you, Ms. Byrd. She was hurting me, though.
我不管這麼多 你不應該和工作人員這麼說話 I don't care. You don't talk to working people that way.
現在，很明顯可以看出這裡的問題所在 Now, it's plain to see what the problem is here.
你的頸部肌肉緊張師因為你老是和克拉根先生混在一起 You got tension in your neck 'cause you keep going down on Mr. Kragen.
而且他是一個已婚男人 And he's a married man.
至少這位可憐的女士正在努力解決你的問題 At least this poor lady is trying to work it out of you.
不要拿她來出氣 Don't take it out on Brigitta.
謝謝 Thank you.
無論如何，享受你的按摩 Anyway, enjoy your massage.
非常感謝 再見 Thank you very much. Bye.
我和他搞在一起就那麼明顯嗎? Is it that obvious that I'm sleeping with him?
我知道了 I knew it.
在公司裡其他的女人甚至都不願意和我說話 None of the other women at the company will even talk to me.
憑這點我就知道了 I'm marked by this.
而我的生活中沒有人可以談論它 And there's no one in my life who I can talk to about it.
噢，我不會因為別人的想法而失去太多的睡眠 Well, I wouldn't lose too much sleep over what other people think.
現在，來吧，女孩，我們應該在冥想 Now, come on, girl, we're supposed to be meditating.
我在公司六年了 I've been at the company six years.
我工作真的很努力，你知道嗎？ I've worked really hard, you know?
哦，你不知道 我很討厭零售業 Oh, you don't understand. I hate the retail business.
哦，相信我，寶貝，我理解 Oh, believe me, baby, I understand.
我自己也在零售業做了十年 I worked in the retail business for 10 years myself.
聽著，我知道這整個故事 Look, I know this whole story.
我妹妹也在和一個已婚的男人約會 My sister was seeing a married man.
馬修會離開他的妻子的 Matthew's gonna leave his wife.
現在對她來說是一個糟糕的時刻，但他會離開他的妻子 It's a bad time for her right now, but he is gonna leave his wife.
寶貝，來吧，現在 我知道你抱著一些希望 Baby, come on, now. I know you're holding out some hope
但是拜託，他們從來都不是壞人，他們是貪婪的人 but come on, they're never bad people, they're greedy people.
他們想要一點這個，一點那個，一點那個... They want a little bit of this, little bit of that, little bit of that...
他們不會離開他們的老婆 They ain't leaving their wives.
是的，你僅需要離開他 Yeah, you just need to leave him.
事情不是那麼簡單 如果我離開他 我將必須辭掉我的工作 It's not that easy. If I leave him, I'll have to quit my job.
我要做什麼？我沒有完成學業 What am I going to do? I didn't finish school.
噢，那麼你回學校去 Well, then you go back to school.
就這樣，我們就解決了啊! There now, we solved it.
讓我們處理一些沉重的問題，比如世界飢餓 Let's tackle something heavy, like world hunger.
噢，你至少知道她在這裡做什麼了吧？ Well, did you at least find out what she's doing here?
她只是在這裡享受生活 不像我們 She's just here enjoying herself. Unlike us.
我怎麼能享受生活啊? How can I enjoy myself?
迪林斯突然告訴我他的委員會 Dillings is suddenly telling me that his committee
置疑我財產的來源 has problems with my acquisitions.
馬修，那和喬治婭有什麼關係? Matthew, what does that have to do with Georgia?
哦，現在是喬治婭了嗎？哦，好吧，你為什麼不告訴我？ Oh, Georgia, is it now? Oh, well, why don't you tell me?
我不知道，馬修 她說她在零售業工作 I don't know, Matthew. She said she worked in retail.
我有沒有告訴過你她曾經告訴我 Did I mention to you how she told me
你有個很差勁的第四銷售區? you were gonna have a shitty fourth quarter?
她怎麼可能知道我們的第四銷售區? How can she possibly know about our fourth quarter?
我自己都幾乎不知道我們的第四銷售區 I barely know about our fourth quarter.
噢，或許她是沃爾瑪的經理主管 Well, maybe she's an executive for Wal-Mart.
我的意思是，競爭對手不想看到你的 I mean, the competition wouldn't want to see you
零售帝國規模擴大三倍，不是嗎？ triple the size of your retail empire, would they?
你知道嗎? 就是這樣 這樣的 You know what? That's it. That's it!
她來這裡是為了在我和那些傢伙之間挑撥離間 She's here to drive a wedge between me and those guys.
如果我得不到他們的支持，那我就死定了 If I don't have their support, my bill is dead on the floor.
這就是將要發生的事情，明白嗎？我需要放鬆，這就是我需要做的 That's what's gonna happen, see? I need to relax, that's what I need to do.
哦，天啊! 我的血壓是... Oh, God, my blood pressure is...
你知道嗎? 我需要做點什麼來放鬆一下 You know what? I need to just do something to relax.
來這裡...吃點降血壓的藥，馬修 Come here...Take a cold plunge, Matthew.
什麼? What?
喬治婭? Georgia?
你們見過喬治婭嗎? You guys seen Georgia?
我好一陣子沒見到她了 I ain't seen her in a while.
不 No.
嘿，你在幹什麼，把這個地方包起來? Hey, what are you doing, casing the place?
喬治婭在哪裡? Where's Georgia?
嘿，你是那個傢伙 Hey, you're that guy.
你是那個有可能性的男人 書中的傢伙 You're the Possibilities man. The guy in the book.
什麼? 什麼書? 你在說什麼? What? What book? What are you talking about?
喬治婭在哪裡? 等著 Where's Georgia? Hold on.
什麼? 等著 What? Hold on.
在這裡，我在她的垃圾桶中發現了這個 Here, I found this in her garbage can.
那是我本月的員工照片 That's my employee of the month photo.
她說過關於我什麼嗎? 沒有 Did she say anything about me? No.
為什麼? 你喜歡她，對嗎? Why? You like her, right?
輕鬆點，殺手 她有說她去哪裡嗎? Easy, killer. Did she say where she was going?
一個有水療之類的地方 A place with healing waters or something.
聽著，記住這一點非常重要，好嗎，小傢伙？ Look, it's really important that you remember, all right, little man?
也許它就在這裡的某個地方 Maybe it's in here somewhere.
我知道她離開前告訴我的 I know she told me before she left.
我想就是這個地方 卡拉馬里法利 ，我想就是這個名字 I think this is it. Calamari Vary, I think the name is.
卡拉馬里法利 ? 對 卡拉馬里法利，就是這裡! Karlovy Vary? Yeah, Karlovy Vary, that's it!
噢，晚上好，喬治婭 嗨! Oh, good evening, Georgia. Hi.
你今晚好嗎？很好 謝謝 How are you this evening? Good, thanks.
你為什麼不加入我們？ Why don't you join us?
我們的餐桌上有足夠的空間，不是嗎，馬修？ We got plenty of room at our table, don't we, Matthew?
當然，是的，為什麼不呢？ 請不要 請加入我們 Sure, yeah, why not? No, please. Please, come join us.
是的，來吧! 就這樣決定了 晚上好，伯德小姐 Yes, come, it's decided. Good evening, Ms. Byrd.
迪迪埃廚師為您預訂了一張特別的桌子 如果你願意和我一起去 Chef Didier has reserved a special table for you. If you'd like to come with me.
噢，謝謝你，但是你為什麼不和我一起坐呢？ Well, thank you, but why don't you join me?
看來我有一張特別的桌子 It seems I have a special table.
非常感謝你邀請我們 哦，謝謝 謝謝你 Thanks so much for having us. Oh, thank you. Thank you.
你看起來漂亮極了 You really look beautiful.
是的，你是 謝謝 Yes, you do. Thank you.
你確實是 謝謝 You really do. Thank you.
多加個位子，馬修 Pull up a chair, Matthew.
很高興你決定加入我們了，馬修 Glad you decided to join us, Matthew.
你們能不能...多騰點地方給我 Could you maybe just...A little room.
這個...It...
嗨! 非常感謝你，迪迪埃廚師 Hi. Thank you so much, Chef Didier.
不，你是我最喜歡的客人 No, you are my preferred guest
而且今晚我為你準備了一份特別的晚餐 and I have prepared a special menu just for you tonight.
但是我沒有任何替代的材料 But I will make no substitutions.
不要擔心 Don't worry.
我們將按照您製作的特別菜單吃 We will have your special menu exactly the way you make it.
不用換材料? No substitutions?
不用換材料 No substitutions.
那很美味 That was delicious.
哦，天哪，我都吃傷了 謝謝 Oh, my goodness, I hurt myself. Thank you.
所以，喬治婭，伯恩斯女士告訴我你是從事零售業的 So, Georgia, Ms. Burns tells me you're in retail.
我以前是 I was.
噢，很顯然你為自己做得很好 Well, you've obviously done very well for yourself.
事實上，我不過是有一些優惠券而已 Actually, I just clipped a lot of coupons.
而當你說優惠券時，你顯然是指債券？ And when you say coupons, you obviously mean bonds?
不，不，我賣掉了所有的債券 No. No, I sold all my bonds.
你把你所有的債券都賣了？ You sold all of your bonds?
伯德女士，作為商業聯合會的主席 Ms. Byrd, as Chairman of the Commerce Committee,
我總是對像你這樣的精明人如何操作市場 I'm always interested in how savvy people such as yourself
感到興趣 operate the market.
你認為利率在上升，還是你 Did you think that rates were going up, or were you
對未來感到悲觀？ pessimistic about the future?
噢，議員先生...鮑勃，請叫我鮑勃 Well, Congressman...Bob, please. Bob.
噢，鮑勃，我發現未來太令人沮喪了，無法想像 Well, Bob, I find that the future is too depressing to think about.
哦，不要這樣 喬治婭 Oh, come on, Georgia.
伯德小姐，你明天幹什麼？ Miss Byrd, what are you doing tomorrow?
我非常想繼續這個... I would very much like to continue this...
噢，等等，等等，等等 Well, hold on, hold on, hold on.
你看，明天我已經安排好我們小組去摩斯 You see, tomorrow I've arranged for our group to go to Moser.
摩斯? 那是什麼地方? Moser? What's that?
摩斯! 玻璃工廠 我們所有的人都去 這是一次特別的旅行 Moser! Glass. Factory. All of us. Special tour.
那是我們明天要做的 That's what we're doing tomorrow.
為了回答你的問題，我要去低空跳傘，鮑勃 To answer your question, I'm going BASE-jumping, Bob.
真的，低空跳傘？你在開玩笑！噢，為什麼？ Really, BASE-jumping? You're kidding! Well, why?
噢，我聽說這是一種完全解放的經驗 Well, I hear it's a completely liberating experience.
噢，至少宣傳冊上是這麼說的 Well, at least that's what the brochure says.
噢，那太神奇了 Oh, that is amazing.
哦，來吧，馬修，我們為什麼不一起去看呢？ Oh, come on, Matthew, why don't we all go along and watch?
聽起來很有意思! 我們就這麼做 It sounds like fun! Let's do that.
這個注意真好 比參觀玻璃工廠要好多了 That is a great idea. Better than some glass factory.
好，好，好 但我不是去那裡看的 Fine, fine, fine. But I'm not going there to watch.
所以，因為這是一個水壩 所以不是一個垂直的降落... So, because it's a dam and not a straight jump...
是的 Yes.
當你做得不對，你會遇到氣流 when you don't do it right, you will catch the current
然後它會把你撞到水壩的另一邊 and it will slam you in the side of the dam.
所以，我們不想這樣，好嗎？ So, we don't want that, okay?
所以，你準備好了嗎？是的，我是 So, are you ready? Yes, I am.
開始吧，馬修! 來吧! Go get them, Matthew! Come on!
該死 Damn.
好了，現在我們要開始了 Okay, now we're gonna do this.
我不知道到底是什麼讓人們想做這樣的事 I don't know what the hell makes people want to do something like this.
我是盡量避免筆直落下的運動 I try to avoid any plummeting sports.
馬修這麼做只是因為喬治亞這麼做 Matthew's only doing it because Georgia's doing it.
他是世界上最有競爭力的人 He's the most competitive person in the world.
他遇到了喬治婭這樣的對手了 He may have met his match in Georgia.
攝影機! Camcorder!
哦! 鮑勃，鮑勃，照相機 你把相機開動了？ Oh. Bob, Bob, the camera. You got the camera going?
我們開始了! 動手! 好的! We're rolling! Go ahead! Okay!
哦，哦。 他會...我們也開始吧! 他正在越過欄杆 Oh, oh. He's gonna...There we go. He's going over the rail.
哦，我的天哪! 哦，哇! Oh, my God. Oh, wow.
哦，我的天哪! Oh, my God.
哦，來吧! Oh, come on.
好了，我們開始吧! All right, here we go.
好吧! 看著 Okay. Look.
我已經告訴過你們了 I have told you before
我們已經失去了幾個這樣做的人 we have lost a couple of people doing this.
什麼，有人為此而死? 是的 What, like people died? Yeah.
親愛的 誰先? Sugar. Which one first?
女士優先 Ladies first.
女士優先 好吧! Ladies first. Okay.
準備好了? Ready?
三...等等，等等，等等，等等！ Three...Wait, wait, wait, wait!
好了 三，二，一，開始！ Okay. All right. Three, two, one, go!
完美 Perfect.
哇，寶貝！Whoa, baby!
好了 Okay.
三，二，一，開始！ Three, two, one, go!
有問題嗎？ Is there a problem?
是的，我想說有個問題，克勞斯 Yeah, I'd say there's a problem, Klaus.
我對低空跳傘略知一二 I know a thing or two about BASE-jumping.
我知道頂篷是應該連著繩索的，但事實並非如此 I know that the canopy is supposed to be connected to the rigging and it's not.
人們就是這樣因此而死的 難怪你們這裡會有人死 And that's how people get killed. No wonder you've lost a few people.
我來了 現在看著! Here I come. Watch it now!
哦，現在堅持住! Oh, hold it now!
我不能跳! I can't jump!
降落傘未連接到索具！ Canopy not connected to rigging!
機械故障！沒關係 Mechanical difficulties! It's all right.
我不知道為什麼會這樣! 沒關係 I don't know why this happens! It's all right.
你要做什麼? 克勞斯，僅僅閉嘴! What are you doing? Klaus, just shut up!
噢，天啊! Oh, man.
這太...讓人失望了 It's so...Disappointing.
(捷克語) 她跳了，克拉根沒跳 She jumped. Kragen didn't.
(捷克語) 他說是器械故障 He had mechanical difficulties.
(捷克語) 洗衣房的人告訴我 The laundress told me
(捷克語) 他尿褲子了 he wet his pants.
(法語) 如果她能跳 If she can do it
(法語) 也許有一天我會試試 maybe I will try it one day.
真的? Really?
(捷克語) 我說也許 I said maybe.
她是來過這家飯店最令人吃驚的的人 She's the most amazing person who ever came to this hotel.
哦，是的 Oh, yeah.
她活在冒險中 She lives on the edge.
她想說什麼就說什麼 她想幹什麼就幹什麼 She say what she wants. She does what she wants.
真正的存在主義者 True existentialist.
英雄崇拜，用吻和奢侈的小費買的 Hero worship, bought with a kiss and an extravagant tip.
她是個騙子，我告訴過你們了 She's a fraud, I tell you.
看看吃泡菜對你的心臟有什麼影響，克拉倫斯小姐 Look what eating sauerkraut has done to your heart, Fr?ulein Gunther.
克拉根先生 你好嗎? Mr. Kragen. How are you?
很好 Good.
幫我個忙，喬治婭·伯德... Do me a favor. Georgia Byrd,
僅幫我查查她從哪裡來，她是幹什麼的 just find out where she's from, what she does.
悄悄的 當然，克拉根先生 Quietly. Of course, Mr. Kragen.
多米尼克王子今晚過來 他堅持要吃我做的烤鹿肉 Prince Dominic comes tonight. He's insisted on my venison roast.
王子? 真正的王子? A prince? A real prince?
他們在鎮上舉行了一次慈善晚宴 They have a charity dinner in town
在那裡所有的人都很慷慨大方 where everybody gets to feel generous.
我告訴你，這些人都一個樣 I tell you, these people are all alike.
是的，你知道，我告訴你，他們都一樣 Yes, you know, I tell you, they are all alike.
哦，人們不是你想的那麼的壞 Oh, people are not as bad as you think.
不，你錯了，喬治婭，他們就是那麼壞 No, you're wrong, Georgia, you're wrong. They are.
就像那個在旅館希望一直生活下去的克拉根 Like Kragen at the hotel who looks for life everlasting
每次都要多拿一大湯匙的橄欖油，你知道 in a tablespoon of extra-virgin olive oil, you know.
你知道 You know,
你和我，我們知道生活的秘密 you and I, we know the secret of life.
哦，那是什麼？ Well, what is that?
生活的奧妙就是奶油 The secret of life is butter.
奶油? 不要告訴別人 Butter? Don't tell nobody.
奶油，蛤？奶油，是的！ Butter, huh? Butter, yes!
三箱螯蝦 Three cases of ecrevisses.
旅館 Hotel.
喬治婭，你在這裡啊! 我們擔心你退房了 Georgia, there you are. We were worried you checked out.
不，還沒有 你和我們一起去斯摩克嗎？ No, not quite yet. Are you gonna join us for Smokey?
克拉根把一切都安排好了 不，我不這麼認為 Kragen's got it all arranged. No, I don't think so.
吃了這麼多油膩的食物，我有點頭暈 I'm a little lightheaded from all that rich food.
來吧，喬治婭 你得和我們一起去賭博 Come on, Georgia, you have to join us for some gambling.
聽著，我只是想... Look, I just think I want to...
是啊，噢，你看起來精疲力盡從所有的英雄辭令 Yeah, well, you look exhausted from all the heroics.
你可能只是想放鬆一下 You probably just wanna take it easy.
哦，不，來吧， 喬治婭 沒有你我們少了很多樂趣的 Oh, no, come on, Georgia. It won't be half as much fun without you.
我不知道這會有多有趣 這是一個慈善活動 I don't know how much fun it's gonna be. It's a charity event.
哦，這將是美好的一晚而且喬治婭會幫助我們增添樂趣 Oh, it'll be a great time and Georgia can help us liven up the evening.
會很有趣的 很有趣的 很有趣的 It's gonna be great. Great time. Great time.
美好的時間都過去了 Great time had by all.
好，好 好，那就定了 Fine, fine. Good, it's settled then.
斯莫基·羅賓遜 你不能錯過斯莫基的 Smokey Robinson. You can't miss Smokey.
僅僅小睡一會吧! Just take a little nap.
如果你讀到這封信，那說明我的病漸漸嚴重了 If you're reading this letter, my disease has run its course.
隨信附上一些錢供我安葬 Enclosed is some money for my burial.
我想被火化 I would like to be cremated
我的一生都在一個盒子裡度過 Spent my whole life in a box.
我不想被埋在裡面 I don't want to be buried in one
女士們先生們，由於氣流 Ladies and gentlemen, because of turbulence
機長已經打開了"繫好安全帶"的警示燈 the captain has turned on the "fasten seat belt" sign.
對不起 Excuse me.
請回到您的座位上，繼續坐著 Please return to your seats and remain seated
當燈開著的時候一直繫著安全帶 with your seat belt fastened while the sign is illuminated.
害怕飛行嗎？ Scared of flying?
你覺得我害怕嗎？我以前也很害怕 Do I look scared to you? I used to be scared, too.
如果你給連環畫塗塗顏色分散注意力就不會怕了 It helps if you color.
喬治婭，不管你在哪裡下注，都算上我一份 Georgia, whatever you got, give me some.
相信我，你不會想要的 Believe me, you don't want it.
請下注 Place your bets.
不知道下哪裡好 Don't know where to go.
無論你到哪裡，我都會跟著你 I'm following you wherever you go.
那是瘋狂的賭注，那只是瘋狂的賭注 That's a lunatic bet. That's just a lunatic bet right there.
喬治婭，那是一大筆錢 Georgia, that's a lot of money.
我知道，蛤？ I know, huh?
你總是賭黑色，寶貝 是嗎? You always bet on black, baby. Yeah?
是的 好吧! 我試試看 Yes. All right. I'll give that a try.
不要再下注了 馬修，馬修 No more bets. Matthew, Matthew,
用你自己的方式做 喬治婭今晚是我們的幸運女神 doing it your own way. Georgia's our Lady Luck tonight.
來吧，17 Come on, 17.
我們開始吧! 就這樣 Here we go. There it goes.
黑色的十七 是的! 17 black. Yeah!
那是那邊的球 幸運兒，下一步該怎麼辦？ That's the ball over there. Where to next, lucky?
剛才我下的是幾號? 十七 What was that number I just played? 17.
十七 聽起來不錯 Seventeen. Sounds good to me.
在同一個數位上下注兩次不是有點魯莽嗎？ Isn't it a bit reckless to bet on the same number twice?
我想這就是為什麼他們稱之為賭博而不是鉤針編織 I guess that's why they call it gambling and not crocheting.
這是賭博 Gambling it is.
噢，今晚這裡是你的福地 算我一個 Well, the house is loving you guys. I'm in.
下注 我也是 Place your bets. Me, too.
我來，我來，我們來了 紅色 Here we go, here we go, here we go. Red.
不要再下注了 No more bets.
來吧，給我看看。 來吧，十七 Come on, show me something. Come on, 17.
來吧，大錢，大錢！ Come on. Big money, big money!
來吧，來吧，來吧，紅的，來吧! Come on, come on, come on. Red, come on.
黑色十七! 17 black!
什麼? 是的! What? Yes!
哦，我的天啊！ Oh, my Lord!
給我點回扣 Give me a little kickback over here.
謝謝你 哇! Thank you. Wow.
先生女士們 請下注吧! Mesdames et messieurs, place your bets.
下吧! 下吧! 這次你要下什麼? Place it, place it. What are we doin' here?
我還是下十七 I'm going with 17.
喬治婭，你不能三次都是十七的 Georgia, you can't go there a third time.
第三次? 來吧! A third time? Come on!
到這裡來並來點運氣 Come over here and get some of this luck.
也許我應該換一下 Maybe I am pushing it a little bit.
我是十三號生的 I was born on the 13th.
十三，十三 我賭這次是十三 Thirteen, thirteen. Put this on the thirteen.
你確定嗎？ You sure about that?
而且也是在十三號，在十一歲的時候失去了媽媽 But then again, I lost my mama when I was 11.
好主意 下雙倍的 下雙倍的 Good idea. Double me up. Double me up.
十一 好的 謝謝 十一 Eleven. Yeah. Thank you. Eleven.
我愛我媽媽 你能下注嗎？ I love my mama. Could you please just place the bet?
但是我媽媽是十七號生的 我在幹什麼啊? But my mama was born on the 17th. What am I doing?
哦! 來吧! 下注啊! 無論你去哪裡，我都跟著你 Oh, come on, bet! Wherever you're going, I'm following.
不要再下注了 No more bets.
謝謝 Thank you.
來吧！ 來吧，來吧! Here we go! Come on, come on.
來吧，來吧! 來吧，來吧! Come on, come on. Come on, come on.
來吧，拜託，十七 十七 十七 Come on, please, 17. 17. 17.
黑色十七 17 black.
什麼? What?
喬治婭! Georgia!
太棒了 現在你把我的運氣變好了？ Great. Now you change my luck for the better?
你知道嗎？我不再和你玩了 You know what? I'm not playing with you no more.
我能把籌碼兌換成現金嗎？是的，我想把我的也兌現 Can I cash in my chips, please? Yes, I'd like to cash in mine, as well.
還有我，謝謝 And me, too. Thank you.
天哪，有多少錢？ Gosh, how much?
那是三百五十四萬六千三百零五個克朗 That's 3,546,305 crowns.
哇! Wow
你猜那是多少錢？大約10萬美元 How much would you guess that is? That's about $100,000.
哇! Wow
不是經常旅行的人 Not very well-traveled.
銷售助理？Sales associate?
我想知道如果你的新朋友知道真相，他們會不會留下如此深刻的印象 I wonder if your new friends would be so impressed if they knew the truth.
賭場收據
滑雪週刊
如果你看到這封信 說明我已因病去世了
隨信奉上我的安葬費 我想被火化
我這輩子都住在盒子裡 我不想死了也這樣
噢，小姐... Oh, mademoiselle...
你今晚太棒了 你讓我們都驚訝 You were incredible tonight. You amazed us all.
而我自己也是 And myself, too.
所以，我們在家鄉的時候怎麼就沒有認識? So, how is it the two of us never bumped into each other back home?
可能也許你不經常在那裡的關係 Probably because you're not home that much anymore.
噢，華盛頓是一個很難抗拒的地方 Well, Washington is a hard place to resist.
有空來看看我 你會看到的 Come visit me sometime. You'll see.
對不起，但我似乎無法越過 I'm sorry, but I just can't seem to get past
你額頭上那個閃爍的"待售"的大招牌 that big flashing "for sale" sign on your forehead.
你在說什麼? 你知道我在說什麼 What are you talking about? You know what I'm talking about.
你和克拉根在這裡做什麼? What are you doing here with Kragen?
我是說，你們倆到底為對方做了什麼？ I mean, what exactly is it that you two do for each other?
我正在幫助他克服委員會中的一些監管障礙，僅此而已 I'm helping him over some regulatory hurdles in committee, that's all.
噢，看來你應該幫助自己的人民 Well, it seems like you should be helping some of your own people
克服一些障礙 over some hurdles.
我的意思是，你的社區 I mean, precious little's happened
重建計畫幾乎沒有發生什麼變化 with that Community Redevelopment Program of yours.
除非我再次當選，否則那個青年中心不會有任何事情發生 And nothing ever will happen with that youth center unless I get re-elected.
擁有像馬修·克拉根這樣慷慨的支持者... Having generous supporters like Matthew Kragen...
是一個政治現實 is a political reality.
是的，噢...Yeah, well...
我很抱歉，但是 I'm sorry, but
我只有時間面對現實 晚安 I only have time for reality realities. Good night.
晚安，喬治婭 Good night, Georgia.
伯德小姐，我聽說你是今晚賭場的焦點 Mademoiselle Byrd, I hear you were the highlight at the casino tonight.
我不知道 但是沒有必要謙虛 I don't know about that. But there's no need to be humble.
你玩得開心嗎？ Did you have a marvelous time?
你為什麼對我這麼好？ Why're you being so nice to me?
是的，我知道 我是個婊子 至少人們是這麼告訴我的 Yeah, I know. I'm a bitch. At least that's what people tell me.
哦，克拉倫斯小姐 Oh, Miss Gunther,
不，你不是 你就像很多工作太辛苦的女人一樣 no, you're not. You're just like a lot of women who work too hard.
然而你總是那麼善良 And yet you are always so kind.
你是一個傑出而勇敢的女人 You are a woman of distinction and courage.
是的，很明顯我是，突然之間 Yeah, apparently I am, all of a sudden.
真希望事情早點發生 Wish it had happened a little sooner.
鞏特爾小姐 Miss Gunther.
我希望你不是想挑逗我 I hope you're not trying to make a pass at me
因為我現在實在受不了 'cause I really can't handle that right now.
伯德小姐，請不要死 我看了你的便條 Please don't die, Miss Byrd. I read the note.
你看了我的東西？哦，是的，我看了每個人的東西 You went through my stuff? Oh, yeah, I go through everyone's stuff.
我道歉 I apologize.
噢，說實話，有人和我分享 Well, to tell you the truth, I'm kind of relieved
我有點鬆了一口氣 to have somebody to share it with.
不要擔心 我會在這裡陪你到最後 Don't worry, I'll be with you here to the very end.
我不知道我是否想在這裡待到最後 I don't know if I want to be here to the very end.
你為什麼和這些可怕的人在一起？ Why are you here with these terrible people?
你應該和你愛的人在一起 You should be with people you love.
是的，我自己也在想 Yeah, I've been thinking about that myself.
特別有那麼一個人 One in particular.
我該回家找他了 It's time I go home and find him.
謝謝你，老天 Thank you, God.
那下了很多雪 That's a lot of snow.
這是怎麼回事？這是一場雪崩 What's going on here? It's an avalanche.
對不起，但是我們只好回去了 I'm sorry, but we'll have to go back.
我不敢相信這件事發生在除夕夜 I can't believe this happened on New Year's Eve.
你不會讓我鬆懈的，是嗎？ You're just not gonna cut me any slack at all, are you?
你是說沒有別的了？ You're telling me there's nothing else?
我想讓你找到一切...正如我之前告訴你的，什麼都沒有 I wanted you to find out everything...As I told you before, nothing.
沒有? 沒什麼不尋常的 Nothing? Nothing out of the ordinary.
除了她是個聖人 Except that she is a saint.
而且從紐奧爾良來的 是的 And from New Orleans. Yes.
而她的職業? 你應該知道 她為你工作 And her occupation? You should know. She works for you.
現在，請 等等，等等，等等 Now, please. Wait, wait, wait.
她為我工作？這就是我所知道的而且我所說的 She works for me? That's all I know and all I'm telling.
這是還你的小費 Here's your tip back.
照這個進度來看，我們將在這裡過夜 At this rate, we're going to be here all night.
哦，不，我們不是 我們要下山去了 Oh, no, we are not. We are going back down the mountain.
我情願和我老婆一起度過這個晚上 I prefer to spend the night with my wife.
嘿，你在幹什麼？ Hey, what are you doing?
你瘋了嗎？這很危險 是的，我知道 Are you crazy? It's dangerous. Yeah, I know.
但是我沒有時間了 不用找了 But I don't have much time. Keep the change.
祝我好運 Wish me luck.
我討厭下雪 I hate snow.
下雪真麻煩 Snow sucks.
炊具？你確定嗎？ Cookware? Are you sure?
我聽說你因為這次雪崩有點人手不足 I heard you were a little shorthanded because of this avalanche.
我只是想看看你是否需要幫助 I just thought I'd check to see if you needed any help.
但我不想妨礙你或什麼都不想 But I don't want to get in your way or nothing.
不，不，不 這將是一種榮譽，一種特權 No, no, no, it would be an honor, a privilege.
這是什麼? What is this?
這是一個蘿蔔 It's a turnip.
不，不是 那不可能是蘿蔔 No, it's not. That can't be no turnip.
可憐的小蘿蔔。 沒人喜歡它們，你知道嗎？ The poor baby turnips. Nobody likes them, you know?
當然 Of course.
如果你是塊松露或香菇，生活就容易了 Life is easy if you are a truffle or a shiitake mushroom.
但是蘿蔔是值得愛的 But the turnip is to be loved
因為她是白手起家的蔬菜女人 because she's a self-made woman of vegetables.
所有其他的你只能通過烹飪來摧毀 All the others you can only destroy with cooking.
但是蘿蔔，她變得更好 But the turnip, she gets better.
所以，你看，這不是你如何開始 So, you see, it's not how you start,
而是你如何結束 but how you finish.
那太好了！ That's gonna be good!
我第一眼看你的時候 The first time I saw you,
我很高興看到你對食物 I was so happy to see your appetite for food,
和生命的渴望 for life.
對不起 I'm so sorry.
鞏特爾 Gunther.
還有其他人知道嗎？ Does anybody else know?
沒有 No.
好吧! Okay.
噢，很好 我們什麼都別說，好嗎？ Well, good. Let's not say anything, all right?
讓我們...讓我們只是烹調 Let's just...Let's just cook.
洋蔥，它們讓我流淚了 The onions, they make me cry.
非常感謝大家 Thank you very much.
女士們 先生們，請允許我介紹 Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present
幫我準備這場晚宴的女士 the woman who helped me prepare this feast.
從路易斯安那遠道而來的 All the way from Louisiana,
喬治婭·伯德小姐 Ms. Georgia Byrd.
你很幸運 You have been very lucky.
噢，你不可能得到你想要的一切 Well, you didn't get everything you wanted,
但你有...but you have...
下次，我們來做些不一樣的東西 Next time, we do things different.
我們會笑得更多，我們會愛得更多 We will laugh more, we'll love more.
我們將看到世界 We'll see the world.
我們只是不會那麼害怕 We just won't be so afraid.
新年快樂 Happy New Year.
看看你 Look at you.
現在，看，看看這些腫瘤 喬治婭·伯德，納西姆先生和我的 Now, see, look at these tumors. Georgia Byrd, Mr. Smith, and mine.
現在不可能了，即使我們都有 Now there's no way, even if we all had it,
他們會在同一個地方 that they would be exactly in the same place.
所以，我對自己說，"拉賓德拉納斯，這一定是機器的問題” So, I said to myself, "Rabindranath, it has to be the machine."
哦，我的天啊! Oh, my God.
謝謝 再見 Thanks. I'll see you.
對不起，年輕人，你住在這裡嗎? Excuse me, young man, do you live here?
是的，我就住在這裡 Yeah, I live right here.
請告訴我你認識喬治婭·伯德 是的，我認識喬治婭 Please tell me you know Georgia Byrd. Yeah, I know Georgia.
謝謝 Thank you.
今晚我想為一位女士乾杯 Tonight I'd like to make a toast
她的出現讓我們著迷 to a woman whose presence has captivated us.
敬喬治婭·伯德 To Georgia Byrd.
噢，聽，聽 Well, hear, hear.
敬喬治婭 To Georgia.
現在，這個迷人的女人是誰？ Now, who is this fascinating woman?
這是我們一周來一直在問自己的問題 It's the question we've been asking ourselves all week.
她是競爭董事會的代表嗎？ Is she a representative from a competing boardroom?
她是我國首都走廊的權力經紀人嗎？ Is she a power broker from the corridors of our nation's capital?
她是一個魯莽而成功的企業家嗎？ Is she a brash and successful entrepreneur?
我今晚發現的真相會讓你開心的 The truth, which I discovered tonight, will amuse you.
你看，喬治婭·伯德不過是一個 You see, Georgia Byrd is a sales clerk
我新奧爾良店的售貨員 in my New Orleans store.
在廚具部門，同樣如此 In the cookware department, no less.
薪水? 一年兩萬九千美金 Salary? $29,000 a year.
乾杯，喬治婭 Cheers, Georgia.
什麼? 不可能 What? No.
或者就像我們在家裡可能會說的那樣 Or as we might say back home,
"克拉根購物者注意，冒牌貨，第三走廊" "Attention Kragen shoppers, impostor, aisle three."
噢，拜託，喬治婭，這是真的嗎？ Oh, come on. Georgia, is this true?
克拉根先生對我說的是對的 Mr. Kragen is right about me.
我只是他的一家商店的銷售助理 I'm just a sales associate in one of his stores.
幾個星期以前我還是那裡最好的一個僱員 One of the best. Or I was up until a couple of weeks ago.
那時候當...你不該向這些人解釋 That's when...You owe these people no explanation.
不，對不起，我想她要講清楚 No, excuse me. I think she does.
她有很多要說的 關於她這幾個禮拜以來的舉止行為 She's had plenty to say about our behavior all week
而我們認同她的唯一理由 and the only reason we took it was
就是我們以為她是某個大人物 because we thought she was somebody.
噢，對不起 Well, I'm sorry.
我來這裡不是為了給任何人留下關於我的錯誤印象 I didn't come here to give anybody the wrong impression about me.
我只是來這裡把我所有的錢都花光 I just came here to blow every last cent of my money.
你看 You see,
我就快死了 I'm gonna die.
喬治婭，拜託 噢，沒關係，沒關係 Georgia, please. Oh, it's okay, it's okay.
沒關係的 It's all right.
是的，你看，當我發現 Yeah, see, I had that same reaction when I found out
我只有三周的生命時，我也有同樣的反應 I only had three weeks to live.
我是說，正是因為這個原因，我才試著把它留給自己 I mean, I tried to keep it to myself for exactly this reason.
這是派對殺手，不是嗎？ It's a party-killer, ain't it?
但我確實在那個山頂著陸了 But I did land on that mountaintop.
而且最後我登上了一本滑雪雜誌的封面 And I ended up on the cover of a ski magazine.
別為我難過，寶貝 Don't feel sorry for me, baby.
我從來沒有想過 Never in my life did I think
我會在這樣一個美麗的地方結束 I would end up in such a beautiful place
做了那麼多不可思議的事情 doing so many incredible things.
所以 So,
我很抱歉 如果我 I'm sorry if I was
對你太誠實了 maybe a little too honest with you.
但我浪費了太多時間在安靜上 But I wasted too much of my life being quiet.
我想我是害怕了 I was afraid, I guess.
你知道這是怎麼回事 You know how it is.
你低著頭，一個接一個地忙碌 You keep your head down and you hustle and hustle.
然後有一天你抬起頭來想 Then you look up one day and wonder,
"我是怎麼來的？"蛤，兄弟？ "How did I even get here?" Huh, bro?
你看，有些我們非常關心的事情是毫無價值的 See, some of the things we care about a lot are pretty worthless.
所以 So,
我希望我沒有破壞你的夜晚 I hope I haven't spoiled your evening.
而且 And
這真是我的榮幸 it's truly been my pleasure.
新年快樂 Happy New Year.
新年快樂，喬治婭 謝謝 Happy New Year, Georgia. Thank you.
混蛋 Asshole.
這是一個非常恰當的情操，親愛的 That's a very appropriate sentiment, darling.
我支持這一點 新年快樂，馬修 I second that. Happy New Year, Matthew.
你要去哪裡？ Where are you going?
噢，我要去找喬治婭 Well, first I'm gonna find Georgia.
然後我要回學校 And then I'm gonna go back to school
而我要拿到我的商科學位 and I'm going to get my business degree.
然後有一天，當你妻子最終決定和你離婚時 And then one day, when your wife finally decides to divorce you
而且拿走了你一半的財產的時候 and takes half of everything you have,
我很樂意幫她弄清楚到底應該是多少 I'll only be too happy to help her figure out exactly how much that should be.
瑪麗，你在幹什麼? Marie, what are you doing?
那天花板有沒有讓你有想哭的衝動? Has that ceiling ever made you want to cry?
什麼天花板? 回去工作了 What ceiling? Get back to work.
嘿! 嘿! Hey. Hey.
喬治婭，我只是想說我很抱歉... Georgia, I just wanted to say how sorry I am that...
女孩，沒關係 我知道你是 Girl, it's okay. I know you are.
我離開了馬修 我現在要去機場 I left Matthew. I'm going to the airport now.
哦，我不知道他們是否已經清理了通往機場的道路 Oh, well, I don't know if they've cleared the road yet to the airport.
你什麼意思？ 雪崩之類的 What do you mean? The avalanche and stuff.
伯德小姐，發生了可怕的事情 Ms. Byrd, something terrible has happened.
馬修·克拉根從窗戶跳了出去嗎？ Matthew Kragen's jumped out a window?
很遺憾，但還沒有 他還在窗臺上 Pity, but not yet. He's still on the ledge.
什麼? 來吧! What? Come on.
我去拿我的夾克 I'll get my jacket.
怎麼了...等等 What's going...Wait a minute.
誰? 嘿，那是克拉根 Who? Hey, that's Kragen!
他到底在幹什麼? 他接受不了這次的失敗 What the hell is he doing? He does not take rejection well.
馬修! Matthew!
馬修，你在幹什麼啊? Matthew, what are you doing?
你在幹什麼? 沉思 What you doing? Thinking.
關於什麼? 如何能不摔下去 About what? Not falling.
哦，不，她在外面幹什麼？ 哦，我的天哪! Oh, no. What's she doing out there? Oh, my goodness.
這太瘋狂了 This is crazy.
你不必對我好 我知道我是個混蛋 You don't have to be nice to me. I know I'm a jerk.
你以為我不知道我是個混蛋？ You don't think I know I'm a jerk?
哦，所以，這就是混蛋們來混的地方？ Oh, so, this is where jerks come to hang out?
你開始有一小群人在下面了 You're starting to get a little crowd down there.
新年快樂! Happy New Year!
向人們揮揮手 新年快樂! Wave to the people. Happy New Year!
我不敢相信這傢伙 I can't believe this guy.
新年快樂! 新年快樂! Happy New Year! Happy New Year!
他們希望我跳下去 噢，現在不要開始取悅別人 They'd like me to jump. Well, don't start people-pleasing now.
馬修 回到這裡面來 Matthew. Come back in here.
你知道你不會跳的 你甚至不能從大壩上跳下去 You know you're not gonna jump. You couldn't even jump off the dam.
那是因為設備出問題了 Equipment failure.
你看? 你知道...伯恩斯小姐，請讓我來處理這件事情 See? You know...Miss Burns, let me handle this, please.
克拉根先生，你知道嗎？你真的開始讓我生氣了 Mr. Kragen, you know what? You're really starting to piss me off.
給我 不，不，不 Give me that. No, no, no.
哦，當心！ Oh, heads up!
該死，這是一個很長的落下 Damn, that is a long drop.
聽著，像你這樣的人擁有世界上所有的錢和時間 Look, a guy like you has all the money and time in the world
來為他自己扭轉局面，你知道嗎？ to turn things around for himself, you know?
所以，別再抱怨了並要開始習慣接受事實 So, just stop whining and get with it.
確切地接受什麼? Get with what, exactly?
我不知道 我是說，我沒有 I don't know. I mean, I don't have
喬治婭·伯德關於如何成為一個更好的人的五條規則 Georgia Byrd's five rules to how to be a better human being.
我所知道的就是，如果你想要別人關心你 All I know is, if you want somebody to care about you,
就不要老是玩弄他們 stop trying to buy and sell them all the time.
我有這麼做嗎? Do I do that?
而你知道嗎？ And you know what?
每個月都要把你的臉從自己雜誌的封面上除去 Get your pasty face off the cover of your own magazine every month.
是的，就是那張臉 Yep, that's the face right there.
每個月! Every month!
真不敢相信有你這樣的人一直在為我工作 I can't believe I had somebody like you working for me all this time.
噢，我又不是永遠替你工作 Well, I wasn't gonna work for you forever.
你知道，我有計劃的 I had plans, you know.
是嗎? 你打算做什麼呢? Yeah? What were you gonna do?
噢，以你的標準來說沒什麼大不了的 Well, nothing big by your standards.
但是我打算開一家小餐館 But I was gonna open me up a little restaurant.
小酒館風格的 Bistro style.
而且，當然，還有一個丈夫和一個家庭 And, of course, a husband and a family.
你有男朋友了嗎？ Do you have a boyfriend?
噢，我還不能這麼稱呼他 Well, I wouldn't call him that.
他也在你們公司工作 他叫肖恩 He works for your company, too. His name is Sean.
喬治婭! Georgia!
它開始發生了 什麼? It's starting to happen. What?
我是說，我現在能聽到他在叫我的名字 I mean, I can hear him calling my name right now.
噢，確實有人叫過你的名字 Well, someone actually did call your name.
喬治婭! Georgia!
那是...肖恩，你在這裡幹什麼？ Is that...Sean, what are you doing here?
等等，我來了！ Wait, I'm coming!
你是來見伯德小姐的？是啊，你怎麼知道的？ You are here to see Miss Byrd? Yeah, how did you know?
幸運的猜測 Lucky guess.
你有明天來的顧客名單嗎？ Do you have the arrivals list for tomorrow?
人都去哪裡了? 我在樓上都找不到人手 And where is everyone? I don't have any help upstairs.
伯德小姐 由於掃瞄儀故障 您被誤診了 您沒有感染蘭平頓病毒 拉賓德拉納特·古普塔醫生
是的，我會處理這件事的 Yeah, I'll take care of this.
喬治婭! Georgia!
搞什麼？我是說... What the hell? I mean...
小心 Careful.
有多少人能坐在那個平臺？ How many people can get on that ledge?
那是誰啊? Who the hell is that?
肖恩，你在這裡幹什麼？ Sean, what you doing here?
噢，當我發現，你知道，你有蘭平頓病毒的時候 Well, I found out, you know, about the Lampington's disease
而且，噢，我就辭職來這裡了 and, well, I up and quit my job.
噢，什麼會讓你做那樣的事啊？ Well, what would make you do something like that?
我覺得在那裡做沒有什麼前途 I didn't feel like I had a future there.
此外，在你辭職之後 Besides, after you quit
我覺得我沒有理由留在那裡了 I didn't feel like I had a reason to be there.
似乎生活中應該有更多的可能性 It seemed like there should be more possibilities in life.
哦，不！你居然看了我的可能事件冊啊! Oh, no! You done up and read my Possibilities book.
噢，什麼是可能事件冊啊? Well, what exactly is a Possibilities book?
喬治婭，我要和你談談 Georgia, I gotta talk to you.
好的 跟我說 Okay. Talk to me.
我現在做不到，就在這裡的窗臺上！ I can't do it now, here on a ledge!
現在來吧，你必須這麼做 Come on now, you're gonna have to.
我有點在某件事情中 I'm kind of in the middle of something here.
噢，聽著，我... Well, look, I...
喬治婭，我腦子裡有各種各樣的想法 Georgia, I had all kind of thoughts running through my mind.
我早就該告訴你了 我不知道我在想什麼或者... I should've told you this a long time ago. I don't know what I thought or...
我怎麼想都不重要 It doesn't even matter what I thought.
我對你有感覺 I have feelings for you.
喬治婭·伯德，我想你和在一起 Georgia Byrd, I want to be with you.
不管是在這個窗臺上待五分鐘，還是將來的五十年 Whether if it's for five minutes here on this ledge, or 50 years.
我喜歡這傢伙 好人 我也是 I like this guy. Good guy. Me, too.
哦，拜託，別吵了 Oh, come on, knock it off.
現在，你為什麼要把他送到這裡來 Now, why you gonna send him all the way around here
當你知道我要死的時候？ when you know I gotta die?
你在跟誰說話，寶貝？上帝 Who you talking to, baby? God.
哈囉! Hello!
哦，天哪! Oh, God.
我們是唯一不在上面的人 我們應該加入他們 We're the only ones not up there. We should join them.
古普塔醫生給喬治婭·伯德小姐發了一份緊急傳真！ Urgent fax to Miss Georgia Byrd from Dr. R. Gupta!
你被誤診是因為狗掃描錯誤 You were misdiagnosed due to a faulty dog scan.
你沒被感染蘭平頓病毒 你會活下來的! You don't have Lampington's disease. You're going to live!
我不會死了? 不會! I'm not gonna die? No!
我會活下去? 是的! I'm gonna live? Yes!
我會活下去! 我會活下去! 我會活下去，大家！ I'm gonna live! I'm gonna live! I'm going to live, everybody!
我希望這並不意味著你想重新思考最後說過的話吧! I hope that doesn't mean you want to rethink that last statement.
那個關於五分鐘或者五十年，以及剛說的所有的話 About the five minutes or the 50 years, and all that.
哦，不會 Oh, no.
五分鐘，五十年，一百年， 甚至是一萬年 Five minutes, 50 years, 100 years, a million years,
我的一生！my whole life!
好啊! All right!
我們現在可以離開這個平臺了嗎？是的 Can we get off this ledge now? Yeah.
這裡比雪人的屁股還冷 It's colder than a snowman's ass out here.
你怎麼說，克拉根先生？你準備好了嗎？ What do you say, Mr. Kragen? You ready?
你受夠了嗎？是的，進去 You had enough of this? Yeah, go in inside.
是的，是時候暖和一下了 把手給我 小心，小心 Yeah, it's time to get warm. Give me your hand. Careful, careful.
我想和你說 謝謝 I want to tell you, thank you,
而我會在我的生活中做出很多改變 and I'm gonna make a lot of changes in my life.
我也要讓別人登上雜誌的封面 I'm gonna put somebody else on the cover of the magazine, too.
你真有趣 你讓我去了一分鐘 You are funny. You had me going for a minute.
你錯了 你怎麼能這樣對我？ You so wrong. How you gonna do me like that?
來吧，寶貝 來吧! Come on, baby. Come on.
是的，現在我們走 把小龍蝦放進去，寶貝 Yeah, now we go. Put them crawfish in there, baby.
嚐嚐怎麼樣？氣味 How about a little taste? Smell.
不要問我 我只是來度假的 Don't ask me. I'm only here on holiday.
是的，現在不要太小心，蛤？ Yeah, don't be careful now, huh?
嘿，外面快瘋了！大家都到了 Hey, it's getting crazy out there! Everybody's arriving.
來吧，寶貝，我們走 出去看看你的朋友 Come on, baby, let's go. Go out and see to your friends.
而剩下的我來處理 And I'll take care of the rest.
好嗎? 好的 Okay? Okay.
記住，重要的不是你如何開始，而是你如何結束 Remember, it's not how you start, it's how you finish.
好的，好的 Okay, all right.
謝謝! Merci!
喬治婭餐廳
歡迎 歡迎 歡迎 謝謝你的光臨 Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Thank you for coming.
非常感謝你的光臨 歡迎來喬治婭的店 Thank you so much for coming. Welcome to Georgia's.
我的寶貝！硬漢！ My baby! Tough guy!
誰是我的小傢伙？恭喜 Who's my little guy? Congratulations.
羅謝爾 謝謝 謝謝 Rochelle. Thank you. Thank you.
你做到了! You did it!
我辭職了 謝謝 I quit my job. Thank you.
你辭職了? 哦，恭喜 You did? Oh, congratulations.
我辭職了! 你不應該有那份工作 I quit my job! You should never have had that job.
我很高興 嗨，我辭職了！ I'm so glad. Hi, I quit my job!
嗨，市長先生 嗨，迪安小姐 你好嗎？ Hi, Mr. Mayor. Hi, Mrs. Dean. How're you doing?
歡迎 歡迎來喬治婭的店 Welcome. Come on in to Georgia's.
很高興見到你 迪安小姐 這是我的榮幸 Good to see you. Mrs. Dean, it's a pleasure.
恭喜! 非常感謝你邀請我 Congratulations! Thank you so much for inviting me.
謝謝你的光臨！謝謝 恭喜你們了 Thank you for coming! Thank you. Congratulations.
她愛你 恭喜 She loves you. Congratulations.
謝謝你的光臨 Thanks for coming.
我的榮幸 Pleasure.
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伯恩斯小姐回到學校了 Ms. Burns went back to school.
水療管理學校 Spa Management school.
她的脖子不再繃緊了 She has no more tension in her neck.
鞏特爾小姐開了自己的偵探事務所 Ms. Gunther opened her own detective agency.
現在她以查看別人的東西為生 Now she gets paid to go through people's stuff.
迪迪埃主廚是埃默里爾節目的嘉賓 Chef Didier was a guest on Emeril's show.
他說的話誰也聽不懂 No one understood a word he said.
阿達米安先生被公車撞了 Mr. Adamian was hit by a bus.
當時他正在打電話 Talking on his cell phone at the time.
古普塔離開了克拉根診所 Dr. Gupta left the Kragen clinic.
在喜馬拉雅山的一個道場 For an ashram high in the Himalayas.
克拉根的妻子拿走了他大部分的錢 Kragen's wife took most of his money.
證券交易委員會拿走了剩下的 The SEC took the rest.
他加入古普塔成為他的第一位啟蒙者 He joined Gupta as his first initiate.
喬治婭和肖恩結婚了 Georgia and Sean got married.
傳統的儀式是不可能的 A traditional ceremony was out of the question.
喬治婭決心充分利用每一天 Georgia was determined to live every single day to the fullest.
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